[UKRP] Well, at least the next 30 days

Day 3,071, 06:53 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Humphrey Appleby


Afternoon lads o7,

As Reform continues to buck the national trend and actually grow as a party for the first time in years, it is only suitable that the least active and invested is duly elected to govern for yet another term. No doubt however the vast majority of the party will be relieved the dangerous PTOer Sambo was safely kept away from the imperial glorious reform drinks cabinet. After a determined effort last month it’s almost empty anyway….

All true UKRPers will be delighted with the news that; far from being complacent at merely nicking our #1 spot back, our campaign against the unholy indoctrinated continues. After a few scotches and a failed pass at Madelina, the terms of battle have been agreed. Probably over skype and potentially including others from outside TUP and UKRP – we would have a sort of ‘mastermind’ series on whatever topic you happen to specialise in. Maybe teams for each party? Idk 😃

Of course, in the unlikely event you came up with a better idea then feel free either to suggest it or feel ashamed for doing the admin’s job for them at keeping people interested. And play mastermind ofc

Congressional Crises

In a naked attempt to win over the favour of the charming Mr Cherry, UKRP will probably run one or two ESO depending on the quality of their bribes and collaboration on fixing the aforementioned mastermind challenge.

I expect the upcoming parliamentary term will be quite active given the material focussed on currently. As of such all other parties beware, I will be mobilising the heavies so that the usual idiocy is at the very least entertaining. Particularly with alliance stuff coming up now calls for experience above all else; something that we here in UKRP are literally armed to the teeth with.

If you think you meet the description of a ‘heavy’ and fancy severely damaging your health from the 25th onwards for a term, send me a msg and I’ll drop you a medical disclaimer form.

Much obliged gents o7


Appleby
Keeper of the Drinks