[UK Reform] THE OMINOUS RETURN OF DONDAPPER

Day 2,157, 08:10 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Humphrey Appleby

An interesting new member was found on election day, covered in numerical signs of the devil

Good afternoon gentlemen,

Following the usual rigged election I am happy to announce my 7th term as UK Reform Party President. Now that my control over the drinks cabinet has been fully secured, attention is necessarily turned to the twisted and wretched game of party politics. The status quo cannot be maintained, the current order must fall e.t.c. Thus, we have spawned our own DonDapper to once again tear down the edifice of Corrupt British Society, for the General Benefit of the Honest Working Man (or woman).

Therefore, I declare shame on all political opponents and their kin – and proclaim holy war on the seditious foundations of which they stand. They will probably be rehabilitated in an aggressive program of pub quizzes and political re-education, or cut down in a great bloodfrenzy inspired by an emptied bottle of Royal Lochnager. In any case; they will feel fundamentally Reformed.

Any decent Warrior Society needs decent Warriors to help form Command. After all, Good Fighters can be lost with Bad Tactics. So, if you reckon you’d like a bit of training or fancy joining us in the Beerhall, give this thread a quick read. If you haven’t got access then make an account and ask for the UKRP sub-forum here :3.

With Parliamentary elections round the corner we’ll also be opening applications to run as an official candidate in the next few days. You can either message me in game with your experience and amount of time you have or post on the thread opening soon on the forums.

Much obliged o/,


Sir Humphrey Appleby