[TWO] Here we are.

Day 2,082, 05:25 • Published in Hungary Hungary • by TWO Alliance


Dear citizens of the eWorld,

We are happy to announce every single TWO and ACT nation got Congress this month -as usual-, while our enemies are kept locked in a kind of suffering and hopeless bubble. We showed once again how our foreign policies, which have been witnessed by almost every player of this game, lead us to the control of our nearby environment.

Countries such as Bulgaria, Canada, Finland, Mexico, the Netherlands, South Korea, Republic of Macedonia (FYROM), Sweden, Switzerland and even the United States have lost their respective parliaments due to -in most of the cases- TWO’s direct intervention. We would like to thank our countries’ participation in such a great enterprise.

Nearly all our enemies’ attempts of escaping from our power have been successfully destroyed. However, we are passing through a quite delicate moment, in which our superiority is being proven.

In our last article, it was explained CoT was waking up. Well, its author was obviously kidding: as indicated in some comments, what it is clearly happening is that some countries are just taking advantage of the crisis we are now living. We should, therefore, instead of congratulating ‘’CoT strategists’’, doing so with the leaders of nations such as Croatia, Albania and Bosnia & Herzegovina, who have carried out an accurate, precise plan whose main objective was to weaken us.

However, and much to their disappointment, this uncomfortable situation will not last for a long period of time. Regarding changes at the Headquarters, we feel we must say Mininuns was not vetoed by Poland, but he resigned because of problems he had with the current Spanish government. There is now no dSoFA, and so I will personally look for one. As you can see, we do have a SoFA team; being this article a sign of how active it is. We will continue our work, as every single month.



The time of seeing how our countries are doing just arrived!



The Hungarian Empire is just like a full of surprises box. They have managed to obtain 100% bonus, being -together with Spain, Poland and Serbia- the 4th TWO country to achieve this in our alliance’s history. Congratulations! You deserved it.

Moreover, they have signed a Nonaggression Pact with Mexico, which consists of the following:

- Mexico will get three regions via RWs: Pacific Coast of Mexico, Oaxaca and Valley of Mexico
- Hungary will take Mexico’s other regions, and Mexico will not support any MPP battle or RW against Hungary

By this way, Mexico will not be able to start any direct war, and Hungary will ensure its domination over its bonuses. However, Mexico can still AS somebody! For further information, click here.



Poland had some fun with Belgium in a very nice -and productive- Training War (TW). In spite of their membership in CoT, we consider Belgium to be a small, friendly country. It is known Belgium is experiencing some internal problems, and so we hope them to be solved as soon as possible.

Because of the end of Poland’s, Serbia’s and the UK’s NAP these countries had with France, Croissantland is now facing Poland’s attack over its territories. They were taking too much time to break it!

Poland, as well as Hungary, is occupying the United States of America. They recently signed a NAP with them. For further information, please, click here!



Spain lost some of their colonies in Canada, which made their AS against Lithuania possible. They already NEed Canada, and they are helping Lithuania as much as they can. They left Canada without congress, and there is no need to say this AS is doomed to failure in the long term.

They previously NEed Portugal, losing some MPPs with TWO members, so that they could establish their capital in Japan. They are right now returning Portugal some regions in the Iberian Peninsula, but it seems they are not really fighting.

Their official army managed to be in the Top 50 in the MU’s contest, and so they will be able to use the settings Plato established!



The Serbian Empire has been turned upside. Many RWs were started, all of them highly supported and against Serbia. The result: countries which were occupied by Serbia came out again! It was not an expected movement, so -at the beginning- it was hard to overcome all these events.

The situation right now is much better! Serbia is winning its battles against Croatia again, being the USA also attacked. Albania was attacked by Belarus, and Bosnia and Herzegovina, by lovely Montenegro! All these campaigns are being carried out successfully: only time will be needed to regain the lost bonuses.

It has been a lesson for TWO: ‘’plenty breed pride’’. The Serbian government already announced they will take the following measures:

1. To return all the territories that we had before the offensive to us, as soon as possible.
2. Punish France for violation of the NAP.
3. Convince Indonesia to sign NAP with Australia (by diplomacy or by force, their choice).
4. Prepare a plan for airstrike on "India".

Revenge is near!



Slovenia's governemnt was willing to assist Serbia in Croatia, but it turned out the focus had already shifted to their side by then: any intervention was deemed needless.

They already stated they will give Serbia back important Italian regions if they conquer some, and so do not expect any diplomatic issue between them.

South Korea’s dictatorship proposed a Trading Embargo to Slovenia, among other countries. This would lead obviously to a recession period in Slovenia...Not.



The United Kingdom finally launched its AS against Indonesia, which failed. A great organisation was shown by our enemies in the RWs, and so we lost! Nevertheless, this AS was of great importance, as it drained Indonesia, giving Australia the opportunity of fighting against them in an easier way!

Sometimes, we must face this types of losses to realise we need further improvements: especially in all what mobiles refers to. Times for reflections passe😛 now it’s the time to act!



Greece is on the way of helping Israel to get some more bonus, as established in the treaty both countries signed. They NEed Bulgaria not so long ago, as they manage to return to the map due to all the consequences the failed Chilean AS produced. Failed AS, and failed try to have Congress, Bulgarians!

Greece is constantly suffering attacks from Republic of Macedonia (FYROM), none of them succeed. Good job!




We are right now moving to our beloved ACT countries. Without them, TWO would not be the same!














Venezuela has enjoyed a wonderful MU competition! We just had to see how enthusiastic some of their feeds were! Being our only member in America, they have been seeing as any other ACT country how pro-CoT countries are disappearing in this continent.

There are quiet times for Estonia, but we cannot say the same about Latvia! They conquered -again- the Swedish region of Gotland! Both countries are always predisposed to help.

Austria is having some fun by attacking Slovenia, and Lithuania is receiving an AS from Canada! Only fools think this AS will destabilize TWO’s domination over the Scandinavian peninsula. We would like to thank Ukraine because of the efforts they have made to help Lithuania: it was awesome! Many other countries were implied too, and we really appreciate it! [EDIT: Airstrike faile😛 TWO rocks! GREAT JOB, GUYS! 😉]

Republic of China (Taiwan) continues to control Eastern Asia’s CoT countries, and Belarus launched an AS against Albania in an act of solidarity with Serbia. With its allies’ help, they are overcoming every single RW!

Peaceful times for New Zealand, as they already finished their TW with Moldova! Meanwhile, Montenegro is quite busy fighting against Bosnia and Herzegovina! We are proud to have such a cooperative country by our side! Slovakia lost its territories in Norway, as Germany attacked them. Implying whole CoT had to set its CoTd against such a little country in order to expel them, it is just amazing how great they were!

Thailand, one of our bosses in the Pacific Ocean, keeps on signing MPPs with TWO countries. On the other side, Australia is fighting for its liberation from Indonesia! We know achieving this is only matter of time.



See you!

Hail Spain
Hail Poland
Hail Hungary
Hail Serbia
Hail Greece
Hail United Kingdom
Hail Slovenia
Hail Estonia
Hail Latvia
Hail Venezuela
Hail Thailand
Hail Montenegro
Hail Slovakia
Hail Lithuania
Hail Republic of China (Taiwan)
Hail Austria
Hail Belarus
Hail Australia
Hail New Zealand

HAIL TWO & ACT!

Martuxx
TWO’s Secretary of Foreign Affairs



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