[Toga] She Returns, Toga Party, and Pointless Nonsense

Day 2,342, 17:59 Published in USA USA by saraht0ga


Welcome friends, once again, as saraht0ga takes you through a little bit of nonsense.

Prepare yourself for too many Buffy gifs.




Table of Contents:
1. She Returns
2. Toga Party
3. Useless Thoughts
4. Out of Context



I bet her avatar isn't even Sarah Michelle Gellar

She Returns

If you haven't been on IRC in the past two weeks, don't read WHPR, and also don't read FPR, you may not have realized that the illustrious, witty, incredibly attractive saraht0ga has returned to eRep.



I am not back to take over the world, although I'm sure my loyal sycophants are disappointed, but I do plan to do some fun things with the Feds. As before, I am putting most of my time into media, and will be spending entirely too much time on IRC in the evenings after work. If you don't know me, if you remember me and want to say hi, or if you remember me and want to tell me to f#*& off, send me a message! We can talk eRep, Game of Thrones, or even about how cool that Paul Proteus guy is.



What you will be doing if you listen to Toga Party

Toga Party

Starting this week, I will be bringing back my radio show, Toga Party. If you weren't around for it before, it's basically just me hanging out, playing music, and possibly doing a game or trivia for a prize. I also take song requests and dedications if you send me a query with a youtube link.

The show will be airing every Wednesday at 18:00eRep. If you want to hang out on IRC during the show, I'll be hosting through #FedRadio thanks to the wonderful dk3dknight and Apollo221. You don't have to be a Fed to participate or receive a prize for whatever game I end up doing, but you might have to be a little p/h.

If you're not sure it's something you'd find interesting, you can check out past shows here. To quote WookyJack, “That saraht0ga sure has some amazing taste in music. Nice voice too.”*

*Note: Not all quotes may have been actually said by the person referenced.



Note to self: Don't try to think and do other things at the same time.

Useless Thoughts

You know, in the course of my day, I have a lot of useless thoughts. Like, “Whatever happened to those plastic stretchy choker necklaces that all the girls wore in middle school?” or “Where did I put the antidote to the poison I slipped Derphoof?”

I'm sure it's the same for everybody.

But today, when thinking about Game of Thrones as I do about 85% of the time since it came back for the fourth season, I started wondering what eRep would be like if there were different forms of government that countries could enact.

What if the eUS were a monarchy? Better yet, a hereditary monarchy?

No, just stay with me a sec, I swear I gave it a bit more thought.

So imagine that a ruler was chosen at some point for an eCountry. That person would be the king or queen, and he/she would rule for however long they wanted. In the real world obviously it would be till their death or till they needed a regent, but because this is the internets and just a game, we'll say they just rule for a few months then get sick of it. This person, in game, picks an heir, and that person becomes the next king or queen.

How ridiculous would some of our meta game elements get?

This useless thought brought to you by Tyrion Lannister's battle scar.



...wat?

Out of Context

Delyruin draws a pentagram on saraht0ga's forehead

Delyruin ties a hamster to a table

Delyruin:
headbutt the hamster as hard as you can

saraht0ga: o________o

Delyruin: while chanting some latin nonsense

saraht0ga: But it will be messy

Fawkie: DO IT

Delyruin: any latin nonsense will do

saraht0ga DEUS SIVE NATURA, COGITO ERGO SUM

saraht0ga headbutts



Yeah, I don't know either.

Thanks for checking in for this mostly pointless article.