[Rob4CP] Ok what

Day 2,658, 09:57 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Rob the Bruce

Apparently the CP elections are actually close? Who knew?

So ESO noticed and went "ohcrap" and now ran CC in panic. PCP has Zaphod on the list, which is cool n all but looks placeholdery, and us at UKRP... well... we put gali as the placeholder then...forgot?

What a poor showing. So, to try and give us... something, I've told my PP I'll do the bloody job and spare CheetahCurtis the horror.



Now then, based on the votes in UKRP's primary so far:


I might well actually bloody run. God help us.

But running normally has a plan, how do those work? Hm... address a big issue and say what I'm gonna do about it then say "if you wanna apply for the cabinet das cool"? Sure, let's do that.

THE DICTATORSHIP
As you all saw, this term the govt made the controversial decision to stick up a dictator as a temporary measure to make that we don't get taken over by a hostile coup. That left us under the tyranny of this bloke:


Pure evil.

So naturally, my first job after whatever usual bollocks CPs do first is to decide what we do next. Mongress is sometimes discussing the options, sometimes not. If a decision about it is not reached by the election I'll have to have a natter with congress, but in effect there's three options:

A) Leave Chaz to push buttons on everybody's behalf, and have me sit and twiddle my thumbs for a bit, more or less what we're doing now but with some other blokes in the PMs

B.) The SerF method, in effect this plan will make me, the democratically elected chap, the dictator, giving the CP all the buttons, and I'll have some banter with mongress for every vote so they feel valued too.

C.) We start a revolution, go back to what we had pre-chaz and hope to god that nobody dodgy seizes power.

MY THOUGHTS
It's quite likely that forigs are gonna easily be able to seize power if we're not careful. Therefore, if I was to win I'd be in favour of option A or B. The actual one we roll with of course would be decided after some lovely discussions with congress over tea and biscuits before somebody says something stupid, we start posting memes and then end up sticking with option A.


Super sekrit congress leakz

More crap THE CABINET

I'll be most likely picking from people who I know are competent and able to do their jobs effectively, but if you reckon you're a top lad and you want a job send me a PM, tell me what job you want and a bit about yerself and I'll probably tell you to sod off see what I can do to accommodate yo' filthy title whoring ass you.


Get in my cabinet

I'll probably do another article if somebody actually runs me, if not then well pfffff sod the lot o' yas.

Until next time maybe idk f*ck man I decided to run like just over an hour ago or something,


-Rob the Bruce
Tbh I'll probably just go option A so I can finally finish season 3 of Dexter and then whatever anime I was watching do important things.