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Good evenin’ gents o7,

After successfully plundering next year’s party drinks budget I am happy to announce a series of strategic events that should either disgust or enthral potential members of our great institution. The semi-relentless spam attacks on the eUK media since the 15th have been a clear step in the right direction – drowning out legitimate opposition and significantly reducing the average standard of eBritish political journalism.

In addition, our ongoing quest for irony was today satisfied when our own new chief whip (KJ) had to indeed whip himself for a missed vote… The party leadership has further been forced to make an apology for failing to derail mongress and the government by the allotted time given. Sorry lads.

The war with TUP kicks off with a wobbly start, a strategic gain of 3 members have been made at the expense of personal respect and general obedience to rationality. However, as all UKRP know, the inherent justice in pointlessly bragging about reclaiming our historic #1 spot comes before all individual pride. Our success is in the collective, which you are (you’ll be no doubt surprised) cordially invited to join. No bribes necessary.

After an intensely abusive whip-round I am happy to offer a £1000 prize for 3 different categories of UKRP article spam: Utterly Pointless, Utterly Intellectual and Utterly Overdoing It. A £2000 prize will be awarded to the runaway favourite…

We will also be holding a Most Creative Accusation Against TUP In A Shameless Bid For Populism Competition (MCAATUPIASBFPC). Awards of up to £500 will be offered for those chosen for publication.

So join a superior form of politics. The largely irrelevant and pointless kind. For at the end of the day; what could possibly be more suited for a largely pointless Romanian project gone wrong of a game in which the only redeeming feature is us the community…

Yours faithfully,

Generalissimo Pommedeterre


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