[Reform] Destroying Mongress
Sir Humphrey Appleby
Afternoon gents o7
This month we celebrate the apparent birthday of god by holding a national popularity contest; where we the electorate elect our fittest and finest to serve in a nihilistic cult we affectionate know as Mongress. Much despair and sorrow originates from this fabled place, but also much kek, lol, banter and suchlike. Mongress is a dangerous place of societal change and unrest, and apparently star wars spoilers.
Thus only the truly mad and brave dare submit themselves as candidates for the job. Madness and bravery are certainly needed in plentiful measure to survive the first few days of disorder and desolation… But if you’re mad enough then we’d welcome all interested to join the UKRP Parliamentary Party. Now with our own chief whip that actually whips!
Candidate via the party page and let meh know either through pm or on the party wall that you’re serious. Today and tomorrow left before the list is locked!
The article competition thing is still open for another week or so; submit a decent pointless, intellectual or totally overdoing it article to potentially win £1000 or £2000 if it’s the favourite :3
Cheers o/
Appleby
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Comments
Awsome article Apples 🙂 o7
Well done Sir Appleby on article.I love cats 🙂
Great metaphor.... but whom is the cat representing ?
Apples motivation to stay active in eRep?
'This month we celebrate the apparent birthday of God' get' not sure what you mean by this, Bob was born in May.
Horicepfossil 😒
nice to see you still about horice!
I still lurk in the corner.
Horice 😉
Horice4CP!
Hell, that's a large pussy she has there!!
Forget the cat! Those wires are all precairously placed!
Sorry I was concentrating on the ass
Sorry I was concentrating on how bland the interior designing is
I don't tend to put stuff in my pole dancing room Rob. Just in case I accidentally knock into stuff while I do ma thing
But you've painted the walls in yours at least, right?
Nope. Have you tried pole dancing in a colourful room?
Not while sober
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