[PRF] PRESS RELEASE: IN RESPONSE TO THE PRESIDENT'S OFFER

Day 1,821, 12:24 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by Policy


Bunker 21, Wolf Complex, -484m below sea level, Balochistan, Pakistan. Country-men. On the 13th of November, a day of celebrations the year around, I -- Policy -- founder, and Supreme Commander of the our empowering movement, Pakistan Revolutionary Front, was offered the Office of Prime Minister.

The nation bleeds, and our comrades work tirelessly to clean up our streets of our sacred, beautiful, scarlet red blood. So it was only right that I consult my brothers, my countrymen, on this issue.

After a deliverance of a near-24 hours, we have come to a decision. Whereas I do not feel that at this moment in time my services can be rendered best for this nation, which is as much as my own short comings as much as this administrations.

But alas, gentlemen, there are other reasons, as to why the party would find it inconceivable as to PRF appointment to the Office of the Prime Minister at this time. As such, we feel that we disagree with the current Government's viewpoint, orientation, vision, practicality and administration. That is not to say that war shall break out onto the streets with our brave comrades fighting till the death: we wish no ill upon another Pakistan, and wish the President and his cabinet all the best.

If our service is needed, know that we are in constant servicetude to the nation, till our frail bodies are carried upon tattered coffins to rest. Make it no grand affair, we demand no 22-gun salute, no funeral parade, no honour: our servicetude to this nation, Pakistan, is all that we require.

PRIDE! POWER! PAKISTAN!