[Nobel] Information to eRepublik [ENG]
Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris
Hello and welcome! Let me take you for a walk, and i will tell you about what's going on with Nobelkommittén recently and what we currently are doing. This week we have made plenty of progress towards our goal to put impeach the Swedish thieves, zzzingo, Jeppe.s and SuperG. For over 6 years they have been stealing government funds to boost themselves and their friends accounts.
Let me tell you a little story from when we started getting back to the game and actually took part of a few military handouts from the government. Currently we aren't allowed to take part or use government funds, instead the government are paying Swedish citizens 5k cc for every medal they steal from us. Pretty sick right?
Anyway. When we started playing again we got shares from a few handouts from the military, but it was so stupid and distributed towards the elite group of rulers we just decided to scrap it and do our own thing. It was like, here "Not Misho" you get 500k, SuperG you get 300k, Zingo, 300k, Jeppe 200k, and you Lobban get 10k because you are not so strong, and you Persej dont get anything because you are in D2. After a few heated arguments they decided to change the policy to actually give players in lower divisions money as well, but ONLY if Sweden won that round.
Members of the government tried to scam us to get us working for them, giving us high salaries (4000+) to start with, then after a few days lowering it to 2000cc. I believe the argument was "but with 2000 pay, i will allow you to work multiple times a day so you earn more". That guy is the current minister of education in Sweden.
Jeppe.S, the current thief in charge of Sweden. Hold in place by Persej Fyromski and Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris
So we decided that we needed a change. This corrupt system and government needs to go. And since then we have actively been fighting against the interest of the ruling thieves.
So far we have:
Kicked out Albania
Defended Greece against Swedish airstrike.
Closed TWs with Ireland, Norway and Lithuania.
And more will come. We can smell the revolution.
Nobelkommitténs strong and brave warriors in D4, Mikazuki Munechika & Thug Mario ready to start haboob and bring mayhem. Dio Brando in our heart.
Bonus image, from a supposed "training war" with USA.
We have a strong spirit, and a very fun experience playing eRepublik. Since we started we have watched the brave spanish communists fight a similar war against their government. We have admired their articles and their guerilla tactics. And they won their battle, with great success. Spain is now a free country ruled by people actually interested in the game and their community.
As rumours spread (mainly thanks to Persej Fyromskis top international articles) more people have heard about our current ongoing fight against the Swedish government and decided to come here, have fun with us and help us stabilise our country.
Nobelkommitten and FPeR/PCeE met in Stockholm recently, many thanks to specially Noah Ackermann and Baron Alzir for helping out.
As for now we will continue our fight, and make the Swedish thieves pay for their sins. They have been ruling for longer than most IRL leaders in the world. Its time to retire.
Wolf Heinrich von Helldorf and Kevin Bartholomew arresting the government trainee, FairlyOrange.
Thanks for reading.
Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris
Comments
AMAZING! NO MORE HERR VOOTSMAN
NO MORE HERR VOOTSMAN!
First Vote and Endorse, Read after.
Welcome to the wild wild west 🤠 Nobelkommitén have active fun being inclusive
Coming from the stars may Dio be with you
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Sand and peace!
NO MORE HERR VOOTSMAN
NO MORE HERR VOOTSMAN!
Long live the peoples of Sweden!
Long live NobelKommitten, the only true representive of Swedish masses!
Down with eImperialist ASTERIA!!
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Walking away from explosions like a boss!
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Let us all advance together until eWorld liberation!!
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NO MORE HERR VOOTSMAN!
NO MORE HERR VOOTSMAN!
I have no idea what Herr Vootsman did to receive such an audience, and at this point, I am too afraid to ask.
It is Dio's will https://youtu.be/gKgjZBrH4CU
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Nobel! The new eSweden! Land of liberty!
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Hoorah for Nobelkomittén!
Blatant lies, I have never received any thing close to 500k.
Every hand out have been transparent and often based on kills rather than damage.
The hand outs have been shown of gratitute and only covered a small fraction of the cost for tanking.
Please stop spread these lies about me.
You can't show anything to support those " 500k to Misho hand out " .
Be advised. Comments that violate the Terms and Conditions will be reported.
Misho, doing chores for the government and getting a big salary. "TSM-SOG" "Riksrevisionen" etc etc. Liar! You are in the exact same boat as Jeppe, Zingo and SuperThief. And it was your own choice. And please stop threatening with mod abuse that's not suitable at all.
its an example, a metafor used by lobban in the article. But since you take it so personal Misho, maybe it is true after all?
"Every hand out have been transparent and often based on kills rather than damage." You yourself are lying Misho, right here with this comment. Its no such thing as transparentsy in swedish economy.
why are you threatening with mod abuse
exposed for supporting thieving government after being "neutral" for 15 years and being paid to steal medals from the Nobel Committee by the corrupt government and now they openly suggest mod abuse against the Nobel Committee for no reason may Dio help me in this quest for justice
before they did mod abuse against Persej articles by deleting it for no reason now they will even say it openly
I assume they read "Comments that violate the Terms and Conditions will be reported." as "Comments will be reported".
Another example of them bending the truth to fit their propaganda. This is what they do, all day, every day.
Ok, that was your 30 min free time of today, back to your cell.
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Love the singers band Haymaker
it felt like a suitable one
interesting times, and a new wave is coming...
this is very fascinating, my good people.
bravo
come here chris
I would swap the F16s for SAAB Gripens! 😃
https://www.avionews.it/resources/1200x1200/734644548b39bf4870380e4a26976419.jpg.webp
Active press with interesting and funny articles, political opposition, entertaining TWs... Everything for a free Sweden for all.
Closed TW with Lithuania? 😃 You are a liar and a clown. Lithuania had some in-core moves, so we ended our TW war with Sweden temporary.
Now this primate is telling everybody, that THEY MANAGED TO CLOSE OUT THE TRAINING WAR WITH LITHUANIA.
Muahaha.
Puppet
bringing foreigners for PTO sure helps people see who's who here
https://www.erepublik.com/en/country/Sweden/citizenship/applications/approved/174
but hey, internet supports any lie 😉
We bring anyone exept lying romanians. Thats a path we will never cross