[MWC] 8 reasons why I got fired

Day 2,626, 14:32 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by mwcerberus

238 days since my last article….

On friday the 6th of February I will become unemployed, I will now explain why

1. I saved too many orphans.
Orphans are expensive to keep I should have let a few of the buggers die.

2. Got caught with the bosses daughter.
3. Got caught having sex on the bosses desk.
4. Was too upset about the separation with my conjoined twins.
5. Tripped and fell penis first into a co-worker, and he was not happy about it.
6. Got caught selling secrets to china.
7. I retired.
8. My crippling cocaine addiction led to discrepancies in the business accounts
not related but I got bored

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