[MoFA] Ambassadorial Report On Spain
Hail Astrid
Spain is a country available in game.
This report is mainly based on my dealings so far with the Spanish CP, a certain Z-something-11.
It appears that the Spanish CP is incredibly slow and inactive, as he did not reply to my message opening diplomatic relations within ten minutes. As we all know, ten minutes is the standard time frame in which high-level diplomacy must be responded to, lest we have any less than razor-sharp response times to a crisis.
Was he asleep?
The Spanish are known for their siestas.
My verdict?
He's one to watch out for, El Presidente Appleby. One minute he could be online helping us set DOs and COs and the next minute, he could be snoozing.
I also hypothesize that he might not be a real-life Spainiard, as he apparently did not understand the message I painstakingly undertook to translate into Spanish for his ease of reading.
More updates will become available as I further infiltrate and penetrate the eCountry known to many as the "Spain" of eRepublik.
Comments
astrid diplomacy ftw
o7 for king n cuntry
Granizo Astrid
Waste of paper.
Maybe the lazy Spaniard was on a fiesta at the time.
Muchachos! That's a spanish word si?
oui
I just woke up and I say that this article is clear Bullshit.
I will issue a complete rebbutal after I nap a little.