[MoEd] How to be Great!
Day 2,577, 12:16
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by Department for Education
Hello boys and girls, for some strange reason Cptchazbeard (also known as Chaz) has decided to make me, WayneKerr, your Minister of Education for the month of December. I suspect he's done this because he finds it amusing. I can imagine him sniggering like a little girl as he pressed the button to confirm it...
He tries to hide it, but we all know he's a little girl
Being the simpleton that our CP is, he hasn't realised that his move is actually one of genius proportions. Who better to educate you all then me? I mean, think back to your own school days. Who did you listen to? The 'fresh out of Uni' teacher who tried so hard to be seen as cool, still whet behind the ears or that crazy old bastard that you were never quite sure how to take...
Ah, Mr Sherbourne, you crazy-ass mofo... I suspect your dead now. The world has lost a true hero!
Thiz term, I am to teach uz howz to playz da game.
The game is neatly set up into 3 different modules. This makes it much easier for you to determine which part of the game you are currently playing.
These modules consist of the following:
- Military, the clicking of a big red FIGHT button.
- Economy, the clicking of a big red Start Production button.
- Political, the clicking of a big blue VOTE button.
Pretty darn simple... that is quite simply all you need to know to be able to play the game. But of course, being the eUK, some of you can barely manage to do that. Some still think this is a political simulator. You can easily spot them by their weak strength, low True Patriot score and listing of titles on their profiles. Some are nothing more than capitalist pigs and would sell their Grandmother for a couple of dozen cheap Q7 tanks and a few gold. These are harder to spot, seeing as some can and do try to impersonate military men, only with lesser awards and pitiful TP damage. While others find solitude in aimlessly staring at the screen mashing the FIGHT button repeatedly.
Very few outside of Dental Corps have ever managed to combine all 3 successfully. Over the coming Christmas and New Year period, I will be letting you into the DC secrets. Stay tuned.
Listen to Wayne and 2015 could well be the Golden Age of eUK!
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Can't wait to hear those secrets... Can you now tell them not to fu*king fight if the bar is above 60%?
Ive seen you do it.
http://prntscr.com/5fudab
Notice the round has just started. Don't worry. No one is gonna steal your BH... lol
Notice i didnt say anything about a BH. lmao
Then why upset so much? lol
whos upset? your the 1 cry about ppl hitting when the wall is hight.
tbh ill hit when i like, were i like.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/58172
Very close battle. Our ally needs help.
read up.
Don't have time to read someone constantly moaning. I have to follow allied battles. If you don't want to help, it's OK. Someone else will. 🙂
Good day.
you are the 1 constantly moaning, and ofc i never hekped .. lol ..
asda.
You're so upset right now you can't even properly type. As you constantly tell others and me, you're nothing but a "wast of space" now.
Just a shadow of a former self.
nothing to be upset about, thought you had work to do no?
Yes, and we won that round without you. o7
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I lyke lurning.
Gripping.
wut is edumacation?
All of my male teachers have huge arses.
I hope that Prof WayneKerr doesn't disappoint...
As a RL teacher I fully endorse Wayne as a pseudo-educator!
Mr Horice 😉
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
....someone cropped that shadow btw
o/
This is gonna be a great month!
How to be great? Don't be a WayneKerr
I"d like to learn Mr Prof Wayne Kerr 🙂.I am also in RL teacher of the english literature and grammar,what a coincedence 😃.Great to see you now as MoEd.it"s gonna be much funny now than before o7
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