[MoD] Latest orders...plus tanks to be won - Day 2,698
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Ministry of Defence April 2015
Ministers of Defence - Paul Tyndale & WookieO
Deputy Ministers of Defence - Neil Lewis & Alexander Atem
Well by now you’ll have noticed our new banners for this month’s MoD articles. It came to us in a moment of delirium, but now we’re stuck with it. So….what does Paul & Wook’s MoD and University of Life have to offer the average eUK soldier on the ground? Nothing groundbreaking! Blimey….who d’ya think we are? The Ministry of Home Affairs?!?
However to make sure we get these articles promoted and seen by as many eUKers as possible, we will be offering some prizes for those who take the time to read, vote and comment. More on this later.
If you’re a Commander or Second in Command of one of the major Military Units we will continue to update you with any big news in our MoD Military Council message. But don’t forget to check these articles and/or irc at #MoD for all the latest battle priorities.
Something a bit more lively for the morning, to shake out those sleepy heads, plus our latest battle priorities to see us through the day...
Main Prio: For Lithuania in Samogitia
Mobile Prio: RW for Lithuania in Sudovia
Prizes Corner!
A caption competition to start us off. Everyone who provides a caption for the picture below in the comments will receive 5 Q7 tanks. For the best three (decided by your CP Max Blue and the rest of the cabinet) there will be a pot of 100 Q7 tanks divvied up amongst you.
Go on then…give it a bleedin’ caption…
Fight smart
Damage done in a battle that doesn't need it, is damage thrown away. If it is not needed there, fighting there only serves to waste your time and supplies. Try to fight in one of our priority battles which has the damage under 55%. Use your intelligence - if we have three priorities open, fight in the highest priority where your damage is needed.
Your Ministry of Defence team
Paul & Wook.
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Captain - I'm with dickhead
Caption*
Boris, my old mate, you need a barber
Twas him that done it Gov
Prologue: Today the posh boys are at school eating lunch having a show down for who is the best cock-up.
Johnson: You're a right idiot aren't you.
Cameron: Nah you are.
*Johnson throws his 'eat'n mess' across towards cameron*
*it misses*
Cameron: You cocked up again 🙂
Next stage: The teacher comes round to split it up.
Mrs Thatcher: Who threw the eat'n mess?
*They both point at each other*
Johnson: You mean who is the eton mess?
Punch line: Who's the Eton mess?
(both point at each other)
Some work needs doing on the graphics
o7
Nah, it's rustic 😛
http://i58.tinypic.com/2aka7n6.jpg
Here is a gift for you two ! I hope you like !
Caption- "I swear, He took the cookies"
Who ruined the country?
Him ->
<- No him!!
Caption: "Who let the dogs out?!"
caption: cunts
Who isn't going to be leader of the Conservative party next year?
Neat
It was him!
Whos a posh dick?
"What's that smell?"
Shoot the messenger, not me
'Wait till he turns his back.'
"And even this twat isn't as bad as Miliband!"
Boris&Cameron together wow,it"s just missing Gordon Brown to fill in the picture.
Caption:good old hairy dentist and cute little tedy bear 🙂
"who's got the worst haircut"
"If someone pulls both fingers, things will go nuclear"
"Whose political career is over?"
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"he is jewish"
"he is too"
caption
"this person here is not an immigrant loving ignorant labour supporter so you can trust him"
o7 Allready fighted.
Interviewer: "Come on then, who pressed the button?"
In unison: "He did!"
o7
07 fought too.