[LOL] Dapper Unmasked Official eUK News
Day 2,434, 06:09
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by Lolfaced
OFFICIAL eUK NEWS
After investigated and evidence in screenshots which we can't show not to brake our agents cover we have now 100% evidence
As a random citizen of United Kingdom, I have now added this Terrorist to the country on the blacklist.
The last few days have shown that BigAnt was still an idiot to steal the UK monies, the country is now riddled with home grown and overseas Terrorist ending democracy using double account most likely on his mobile phone to avoid being banned.
Propaganda from these Terrorist has been wide spread in a Koo to undermine the countries leaders.
When Bigant Took offer we had money, Canada had taken 80% of our land, after 2 weeks Poland turned the war around, We booted our Canada and then invaded their land, it was a glorious achievement, but the clever eUK citizens seeing what a terrible job Bigant was doing decide to force the government out though clever tactics.
Look at our money now nearly 100% gone, this is a problem the vendetta government brought to you and the Terrorist wanted you to believe was 'safe', with these great victories and the UK working well these terrorists around 20-35 spiteful semi humans the same ones you see in the media plotted and took their chance to destroy Vendetta, I have inside information they used their own multis to vote Hollenboer and then got them banned this is a old trick but worked well for the terrorist due to lazy pp campaigning, also using a spy to split the vote.
While BigAnt is hiding this Terrorist will take charge of the Country and probably make it even worse than it already is.
Mi5
Today the government has set up a special group for special people, so come along for free tea and happy pills.
Do you fancy a career being special? Under the cover operations?
Get paid be the most special person in the eUK! The eUK is recruiting now, mail me for a recruitment form!
eUK Random Citizen
PCP!
After investigated and evidence in screenshots which we can't show not to brake our agents cover we have now 100% evidence
As a random citizen of United Kingdom, I have now added this Terrorist to the country on the blacklist.
The last few days have shown that BigAnt was still an idiot to steal the UK monies, the country is now riddled with home grown and overseas Terrorist ending democracy using double account most likely on his mobile phone to avoid being banned.
Propaganda from these Terrorist has been wide spread in a Koo to undermine the countries leaders.
When Bigant Took offer we had money, Canada had taken 80% of our land, after 2 weeks Poland turned the war around, We booted our Canada and then invaded their land, it was a glorious achievement, but the clever eUK citizens seeing what a terrible job Bigant was doing decide to force the government out though clever tactics.
Look at our money now nearly 100% gone, this is a problem the vendetta government brought to you and the Terrorist wanted you to believe was 'safe', with these great victories and the UK working well these terrorists around 20-35 spiteful semi humans the same ones you see in the media plotted and took their chance to destroy Vendetta, I have inside information they used their own multis to vote Hollenboer and then got them banned this is a old trick but worked well for the terrorist due to lazy pp campaigning, also using a spy to split the vote.
While BigAnt is hiding this Terrorist will take charge of the Country and probably make it even worse than it already is.
Mi5
Today the government has set up a special group for special people, so come along for free tea and happy pills.
Do you fancy a career being special? Under the cover operations?
Get paid be the most special person in the eUK! The eUK is recruiting now, mail me for a recruitment form!
eUK Random Citizen
PCP!
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voated fo troof
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"Will cause confusion with poor spelling and grammar" lol
Special!
also I think you meant Poland turned the war around
I copy and pasted Dapper's article and didn't change all of it cause i didn't really know what the fuck he was saying, so blame Dapper if it makes no sense 😛
Lol, I think an additional reward for his capture would be in order. Perhaps an accolade such as "Silencer of Fools" or "You May Call Me V Slayer".
How about Taker of V's
Nicely done! And FAR more accurate than his article!
XD
'Koo' was definitely the highlight of the article for me
Excellent 😃