[Lion 4 CP] The Hangover

Day 2,686, 07:13 • Published in Belgium Belgium • by Lioncoeur

The Hangover

Several days ago one early afternoon, my eRepublik mailbox got blocked with an enormous number of the mail messages from “Save the World”, “D E M O S” and “The Force” party members. They all where looking for a suitable candidate to run for the position of CP. The majority of them where claiming I was the only appropriate candidate for the job, I answered them politely I'd think about it.

And then this morning I got awaken by the roar of white tiger that was making him self heard in front of my window.

I was suffering from a heavy hangover and still feeling much drowsy from the booze I drunk previous night which I spent gambling and playing roulette in the famous the Mirage hotel and its Grand Casino in Las Vegas, USA ; somebody knocked firmly at the door of my hotel room. I came out of the bed and opened the door.

And there to my great astonishment; in my doorway stood some dude with very serious look on his face and an AK-47 machine-gun holding in his hands. With its fake-imitation of Russian accent and dressed like the one of the Red Army soldiers wearing on his head a fur hat with big red star on it (the ones they make from bear hide)

accompanied with Seven Dwarfs

along with seven beautiful Mermaids;

and also several half naked Smurfs from the Smurf Convention were part of this weird group of personalities.

He called by my name: "Lioncoooeuurcszzz?"...

"yeah, who's asking?" I answered slowly. "My naim is Santiago... Santiago Junior said this funny fella. I was hired and instructed by the Higher Force Above to hurt you if you don't run for CP next term"....

"not really into...I answered him...you know I've had some unexpected heart-rending events recently in my life"

I closed the door in front of his nose and went back to my bed to watch latest episodes of some very popular historical Turkish soap opera

Eventually, after some time I got sorry with this fella and his gang waiting patiently outside in front of my door (they all were started a hunger strike) and let them in and said "yes" to their proposal to run for CP.

So there you have it. Now I'm running for CP. Cool story isn't it? Inspired by the Hollywood blockbuster "the Hangover". It’s pure fiction.



[Lion 4 CP] The Hangover - day 2686
[Lion 4 CP] The Manifesto - day 2688
[Lion 4 CP] Now, let's talk some serious business - day 2690
[Lion 4 CP] The Final Touchdown - day 2692



P.S.

This is not really my story originally; I just edited and adapted it for this purpose and this occasion.