[IsW] Senryaku does something that resembles talking

Day 2,811, 15:50 Published in USA USA by Lunete2.0
I feel like I've betrayed all of my principals by posting this. I'm not sure what those principals were, but well, something something. Just read.


So, as you may have seen in my last article, I said I wasn't going to interview Senryaku, but I also said I was gonna do whatever the hell I wanted. SO HERE YOU GO, HE'S HERE. I'M A LIAR, DEAL WITH IT. Also he made it clear this is entirely for promotion of his 'God Emperor of Emericka' campaign, not his presidential one, so there you go. I only lied a little. Now enjoy your damn interview.

As I wrote this he told me that it isn't actually a God Emperor 'Campaign', he actually already is god emperor, and the campaign is just a mere formality.

He also wanted to make clear that the presidential campaigns may as well not happen, as he is already, always has been, and always will be, in charge (as he screamed at me with his shirt off: "AS IT SHOULD BE")

Just thought I'd let you know
Senryaku began by telling me this. Of course this reassured me that everything was going to be alright, and we were all safely in the hands of our new God Emperor. Praise him.

First let me be clear, I am not running for a presidential election. In fact, saying that I am running at all would be an insult to democracy. I am winning. I am bi-winning. I am already designated as the future God Emperor of Emericka - this is merely a formality.

1. Tell us a little about yourself.

No.

2. What would you most like to achieve in eRepublik?

https://youtu.be/yu73CgxdKec

3. So how do you think you’ve earned the community’s votes?

https://youtu.be/QvRnQ1AJ5UU

4. What things would you like to change if you were in charge?

I am a devout proponent of change. I have nothing but the desire to change things. I will change anything and everything merely because I hate the status quo. I will always hate the status quo even when I’m the one who made the status quo. I feel that this stance will get me the most votes from the filthy hippie demographic - but don’t put this part into the interview.

5. Who are some of your favorite people in the community?

Ronald Gipper Reagan, Valiant Thor, Franklin Stone, Every Emerickan Serbian, and generally anybody who opposes the status quo. My favourite people in general, of course, are none other than the Indonesians.

6. Feel free to shamelessly advertise your stuff.

Are you telling me to commit the crime known as indecent exposure?

Maybe behind the back

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Thank you Senryaku, heh hem, I mean GOD EMPEROR SENRYAKU SENPAI SAN SAMA, for talking to me.

I need to go to bed.