[Government theft] A short update on recent events

Day 2,227, 22:55 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Humphrey Appleby

Strange scenes in the Treasury this morning

Good morning gentlemen,

No doubt most of you will have already read about this year’s boxing day gift in the form of an absconding CP, along with the theft of a majority of our collected taxes. Just to make the situation that much better, our renowned institution of Congress only yesterday voted to keep him as CP. That to you and me means that we will not be able to remedy this for another 6 days. An ominous opening for 2014.

Whilst the expected retarded CP laws are going to be irritating, the main problem lies in recovering our lost finances. The eUK has been robbed a few times in the past, and unfortunately the historical chance of getting the funds back relies very much on the admin that you’re dealing with. It is no surprise given the decline of the game that we have seen a decline in their judgement as well, and they have declined to return our lost funds.

This necessarily means that we will have to ration our remaining funds to only the most essential MPPs. This will regrettably have to include the NHS which was also affected; with basic supply halted until we can find replacement private donations to cover (shoutout to Kravenn for donating a load of Q5s). We will not be able to afford the luxury of paid battle orders for a while either, and will be more reliant on our own personal self-sufficiency.

We will be working urgently with our foreign partners with the upset this has caused, along with overturning the NAP signed with Ireland and the US, with evidence showing the Irish MoD hitting against us and no answer from the Irish CP explaining such.

The new congress will be messaged as soon as the results are ready to vote on authorising Lord Farhan to run an interim government until an ingame impeachment can be proposed. You may wonder why this is necessary when only a third of the term is left, however we still need to co-ordinate with allies and effectively defend our territories even without control over the CP buttons. And during this period we will need to work together as a community more than ever.

LongShotz has resigned as he disputes not being made interim CP.

Please keep an eye on the media for any further updates, sorry this has had to happen during what should be a good time 🙁.


Appleby