[Gnil4CP^2] Saving All My Love 4U
Gnilraps
Saving All My Love For You (Mandatory Listening)
Day 2325 of the New World
April 2, 2014
Successful One-Term President Seeks Sexy Second Term
Dear Second Term,
I try to imagine what it would be like for us to be together. You... all beautiful and full of promise for the future... and me all... eager to try new things.
Let me tell you about First Term, because I don't want you to ever be jealous of her. She was very good to me. We stayed up late together, we drank wine... we kissed... We made love like lovers do.
First term seemed like the perfect fit for me for, like, a month or so. But lately I've come to realize that I've been saving all my love for you, Second Term.
I'll never compare you to First Term. I won't need to because we are going to go places that First Term simply wasn't willing or able to go. I want what you want, Second Term, I want to explore every single inch of you... no limits.
So while it's true that First Term was an epic love story... I mean, we ravaged the Great White North together... we were a real 10/10 together if you know what I mean... we were the #1 couple... there were lots of laughs and plenty of good cheer for everyone.
Sure, I could go on and on about First Term...
But this moment is all about you, Second Term. You've captivated me with your alluring promise of more.
It's going to be epic, you and me. We've got so much to do together.
I'm coming...
You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking
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In your 2 term all your base are belong to us.
no all your base are belong to us
Your victory is but an illusion of pixels.
as are your words exalted.
In his 2 term he will teach you 2 english
Actually sir, it seems you need some lecturing in gaming history, rather than Exalted Druid needing it in English! 😉
It's a satirical phrase first said in the intro to the game 'Zero Wing', a Japanese game from 1989. To make a long story short, the English used in the game is.. Comical, to say the least.
You can check out the intro here, if you want to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVsijmCFs50
And of course, this needed to be done.. For great justice!
he was referring the the "2 term" part, idiot.
learn 2 take hints.
It seems you're rather frustrated over something so incredibly oblivious such as this discussion, I'd recommend you start self medicating with high doses of reality and fresh air. A further recommendation would be not turning something so inconsequential and oblivious such as this game into your every day routine by spending such vast amounts of time on it, or perhaps in this case even closer to life. I think it's safe to self diagnose yourself with little man syndrome and unhealthy obsession disorder by now, too. Who knows, maybe you can claim some much needed benefits from the government whilst you're at it.
My first term left me, but I can't ever forget her...
:/
"I'm coming..."
you blew your load too soon.
Oh you caught that?
your second term caught that. 😛
meh, i never had a first term, now i'm sad :
Anyone that can get me hard writing an erep article gets my vote.
o7
V o7
No more need for the hooded stranger. Bareback that azz.
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voted for a second mandate.
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I'd like to know more about what you intend to accomplish your 2nd term. Disappointed you no showed for fed radio Monday.
p/h
Shields up!
radioactive
I ❤ : http://www.flickr.com/photos/namra38/4746794803/
I simply wasn't able to be available at that time. Sorry if I gave you all the impression that I would be there.
It's at a fairly late time for people who go to bed at reasonable hours on the East Coast.
In all fairness to gnilly, he has other obligations that trump fed radio. Him coming on once was very generous, and I look forward to it if he can come on again in the future no matter what the results of the elections are.
Why do I feel dirty after reading this?
We were ravaged? 😮
Good luck!
What is your opinion on awesome snow loving Swedes?
Sounds like mast*rbat*ng to me, I hope you got your rocks off. Enjoy next month too.
How about something serious, LOWER the da*m taxes? To get many real US citizens back to our home.
What did you accomplish last month?
lower taxes has to come through congress if at all. CP can't do a damned thing about it.
As for accomplishments, most of mine were because the people around me were really great.
USA is #1 in the ingame rankings. That's pcool,
eGov stats show a slight uptick in activity compared to a month ago,
Media was great all month,
Mil coordination was spectacular all month,
10/10 was lost (on purpose to reset Determination levels) then regained in a very stable circumstance,
A handful of new faces got some good government experience (this will be a bigger focus in April),
A few new Interior programs are laudable,
that kind of thing
I know Taxes have to go through Kongress but, you can advise them of what needs to be done and stop being greedy, it does not help anyone.
to translate that,
- 10/10 was lost and half a battle given away due to failures in coordination
- USA is #1 in USA rankings, nowhere else
- millions were blown into a p much useless war against Canada, while help for the alliance was 2nd or third prio if at all
- USAF will now need a pentagon sized buerocracy to work
- WTP was PTOd
but hey keep it up
ilphen's right. abject failure
I fully expect more of the same in the second term, albeit possibly quantitatively less of the same relative to the first.
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Parties with at least one member that supported 1st term PoTUS need to be featured on article in campaign for 2nd term or will waste SuperPAC funds on orgies with european and north african pros!!!!
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http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/gnilraps-amp-afa-2388441/1/20
Bravo Mr. President!
I voted this so hard!
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