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Thank you for calling Plato’s erepublik real estate and travels, this is Tanya speaking, how may I help you?
Yeah, hi Tanya, I was looking for a good place to buy a villa and I hear eCuba is a good place to travel this time of the year. I have some gold and bombs, so I figured jumping the Gulf to a Communist country might be a good place for me to bring my stash.
Yes, sir, I can definitely assist you with this today. May I get your name and citizenship please?
My name is WookyJack and I am an eUSA citizen.
Thank you, sir. Will you be requiring citizenship in eCuba?
No. No I don’t think I will. Considering they will be irrelevant in the next few days all I will need is a nice beach villa so I can smoke those left over Cuban cigars as they flee their beaches.
Hahaha, that sounds lovely! Ok, let me see what I have to offer you today.
*vigour typing is heard*
Oh wow, I found a beautiful private beach villa. It was recently occupied by El.Enviado, the former CP of eCuba! How does this look?
I’m...I’m speechless, Tanya. That is a gorgeous view and location. Why anyone would give that up is beyond me! But I’m looking more for something that will be a good return on my investment. I was planning on renting this to an eCuban since I will be occupying their country soon, but recently they thought it would be funny to attack eNew York with their friends from eThailand. That was a hilarious failure, btw, but I won’t bore you with such trivial things.
I appreciate that Mr. WookyJack. I would hate to be bored over something so small and pointless.
Let me see what else we have…
*more vigorous typing goes on*
Hmmmm, wow, you know what? I actually do have something that recently came on the real estate market. There was an occupied area in Las Villas, but recently it became a departed area that used to be a Free Area. Now its just as irrelevant as eCuba! What do you think of this?
Mmmm! That is gorgeous! You know what? I think I will take that villa. Does it come with any amenities?
Why yes, in fact it comes with a fully stocked bar, infinite cuban cigars and eCuban women who will give you back rubs whenever you need them.
Sounds like a good deal. Do you take American Express? I am just about to get 400,000 million True Patriot points and definitely want to take advantage of the gold savings.
Of course Mr. WookyJack! I would be happy to ensure you get those points. All we ask is that you let the eCubans know to not let the door hit them on the way out.
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