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This is fictional article. Nothing in this article has any real connection to events in the game or community except for the parts that have. The characters similarities to the real eDanish Citizens are purely coincidental.

I woke up from my typical danish dream, where I was the last viking, and went downstairs, where my mom had already served breakfast. "Well god morgen, dear son. As we have the best support system for young people, you don't need to go school nor work and the government basically forces food and weapons for you. Also remember to eat the vegetables too, they are healthy!" I hugged my mom and ate all the vegetables. I informed her that I wanted to go roaming outside for no apparent reason, since the streets of eCopenhagen are so safe. Mom agreed and gave me 10 tanks because I had opened my mouth that day.


In eDenmark everybody is at least this happy


Before leaving the house I wanted to check if the Airstrike forecast had changed. I turned on the television, and immediately my phone rang. It was n0s3y who asked me what I wanted to watch, since eDenmark has the best government in history of scandinavian governments. I thanked him and told that I wanted to see the airstrike-channel. My telly flicked a little bit, and the national Airstrike Channel of eDenmark became visible. I thanked n0s3 and we hung up.

"...and as you can see, there is now a chance of efinnish and ejapanese airstrike.."


My mom was also listening to the broadcast. We looked at each other, screamed and then ran out of the house as fast as we could. We knew that the ticket selling would not last long, and my mom already had missed the best seat for eFinland's Airstrike - this time she would have the frontrow!


I really wanted my mom to have a good seat for the airstrike

We arrived at the central of eCopenhagen. The VIP section for real danes was half-full. I saw Maine Coon sitting on her throne. I tried to get into VIP area to talk to her, but I was blocked by Kristian Klausen. "Stop. Only danes are allowed. Please complete the following test." He showed me a sign that sai😛 "Please complete the following proverb: Alderdom beskytter ikke...?" I told him that I did not know. "Then unfortunately you can't enter this area." said Klausen. I looked deep into his eyes, and he looked into mine. The rhythm of music took over and we started dancing twist. Music was produced by serbian multies playing Dangerzone. We danced for ten minutes and after that I asked sup Klausen? He shrugged and I left.


Klausen had some moves

Since immovable ATO-man Klausen prevented my sneaky PTO-attempt, I decided to shout at Maine Coon. I asked what she is thinking about the eJapanese AS forecast, and that how nice it is that eDenmark is the most politically stable country in eScandinavia, and that the sun is warmer in eCopenhagen than anywhere in eScandinavia. "Well..ish" answered Maine and everybody agreed perfectly. Few voted for her even when there were no elections going on and had there been she would not have been running.


Maine Coon when caught off-guard by sneaky paparazzi

The que for eJapanese Airstrike was already longer than anticipate😛 both of the non-governmental danes and Ilphen were there. Ilphen was wearing a shirt that had a target on the front and MAKE WAR. NOW.on the back. He was the first in the que. "Hi ilphy. U happy for possibility of eJapanese airstrike?" I asked. Ilphen was shaking ferviously in excitement. "Yes." he answered. Gucio was also at the central, but not in the que. I asked why he was not in the que and he stated "wat". I nodded and turned my attention to the preparations for the airstrikes.


According to google, this is related to danish queue

NeueN was scratching is head. I went to him and asked how he was doing. "Well, we had already bought finnish flags and dictionaries..even hired a translator to maximize the entertainment from the most idiotic thing ever heard, the finnish airstrike to eDenmark, and now we need to do the same for ejapanese airstrike. But it's ok. I am so efficient that I'm not actually complaining right now. Unlike other scandinavian ministers would be. " I agreed and helped NeueN to finish all preparations in less than five minutes. "Thanks" said NeueN.


NeueN painting a target for eFinns so that they would not accidentally airtsrike themselves

The central was really beautiful. The middle of the central was surrounded with small fences. It was the Airstrike area. Around there were tables, the VIP-area and picnic-spots. People were smiling and sunbathing and not making multies or planning useless airstrikes, and otherwise sustaining the general fact that eDanes are the best escandinavians in all areas of eLife.

I bought a ticket for my mom for the eJapanese Airstrike from the frontrow as promised, since unlike other escandinavians, eDanes are trustworthy and reliable. As I was going back home, I stopped by None's shop. He was selling some new extremely useful and important excel sheets. I bought several.


None also gave me some muffins, because his excel sheet business was booming

Then I went home.