[Elections] Keeping up the good fight

Day 2,448, 05:57 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by TheSymbolist

Yo people, listen up! We have made GLORIOUS DAMN STEPS the past months. I am here before you asking your vote to continue this path to glory and ASSES!



Wonderful Cypriots, the past months have been crazy, and will continue to go crazy and stir chaos globally, just as we did so far, and even more (with a lot of planning of course)!

August presidency will have different goals, most of all, to bring back some of the unity lost previously, our strength is our unity.

Onto our goals kankis



1) Continuation of Mass PM discussions and taking care of those loyal Cypriots who may be left out, everyone has a right to information.

2) Israeli treaty, we will explore a possible way to resolve our issues and make sure we don't get drained while we ravage the infidels of Europa in our warpath. We will also re-examine the Sinai situation and propose to the mass PM ways to move forward. Then see what our brave Cypriots decide.

3) We stand between many different routes of movement. Our MoFA will prepare small plans to be presented to our mass PMs, each one will have different goals and aims in user friendly way. This way we can all agree on a path, and everyone will get behind it. Well, most will xd



Gearing up the war machine...

4) We have made leaps of progress in establishing eCyprus as a name to be feared and respected in the past terms, my intention is to now cash in on our fantastic progress and incorporate eCyprus in a grander alliance, 'fo shizzle


5) Baby-damn boom! We people need to multiply like rabbits (or rabbis amirite?). We need more anal fighters to feed our Imperial WarMachine. We will setup discussions and explore different ways to attract more fighters, from in game sources and outer too. Also people have pointed the possibility of a PTO, but what do they know right? No ok we will mind that too

6) Cash Rules Everything Around Me -C.R.E.A.M.- Get da money dolla' dolla' bill y'aaaaaaaaal.

We gotta find ways to generate state money to feed our anal warmachine. We have already started discussing ways and I really hope we can find a model to use that works. I will also publish an article once my ideas are through about recruiting willing and able fuckers for the MoE's expansion.

Public donations will be encouraged! I want YOU to BLEED for Kibris! o/



7) Commune system doesn't work. And I know a lot of you people will be going to beaches (moar liek bitches tho') so won't ask anyone to give up their summer time for this.

8 ) I thought about previous calls for CYpriots joining one MU, and I respectfully believe that it is a HEATHEN COMMUNIST IDEAL. Kibristan is empire ftw ❤


Previous attempts to join one MU

9) We will explore different teen-kids who can donate kidney to Hello-Kitty. I have a feeling she must be going crazy from hemodialysis... We love youz Kit'

10) Renew our alliances and mpps that work, but keep an eye for new opportunities, given our wallets can take it and we won't be left fakirs.

CYPRUS! TOGETHER OUR COMBINED ERECTIONS WILL BURST THROUGH THE HEAVENS!