[DMV3] eCanada's Deposed Penis Potato!

Day 2,651, 13:11 • Published in Japan Canada • by DMV3


Hello friends and my eJapanese brothers!

Some of you may know me, and I'm looking forward to getting to know those of you who I don't know. For those of you who don't know me, I'm currently the deposed Penis Potato of eCanada. I have chosen eJapan for my exile because I have met and worked with some wonderful people here. Moreover I have chosen eJapan for its potential and for my friends that have come here. I would like to thank the eJapanese people for hosting us, and I would like to thank those of you who have extended a warm welcome to us. I know that some people fear the outsiders who have come here, but I hope to dispel that fear by explaining who we are and what we have to offer this nation.

I have personally come here because while the political intrigue and partisanship of eCanada has been fun, it is detrimental to growth. I gave up power in eCanada and as a result the country is in turmoil. As we speak there is a power vacuum and Civil War brewing in eCanada between two groups that opposed me as their rightful, benevolent leader. I was the glue that held that country together because I kept the big guys in check and focused on opposing me. As long as eCanada had me as their oppressor, they had stability, prosperity, and fun. I tell you this to give you perspective as to why I would leave eCanada for eJapan.

I chose eJapan because I wanted to be part of community that was stable, friendly, and open to outsiders. I chose eJapan because me and my friends want to help eJapan become a major player in this game. Now I'm not saying we can do this by ourselves, or that we can only do this if you give us power. I am saying that eJapan can do this for themselves, simply by letting us help you.

I know some people are worried about us being a possible PTO, but I want to ensure you those fears are unfounded. We are here because we believe we can offer eJapan activity and fun. We want to assimilate into your community and work together to build a strong team that will be recognized as one of the best in this game. I, for one, have no interest in rocking the boat or impeding the work of others. If asked I will do what I can to help here, but if you do not want our help or you believe we do not have eJapan's interests at heart please say so now and I will have no problem leaving for someplace else.

My friends and I are hoping to make eJapan our new home. Together we believe we can build something special here. We're looking for fun in a game that has seriously lacked it for quite sometime. We believe there is a huge opportunity in eJapan for all of us to create an active and engaged population that is able to wow our friends and enemies alike. We look forward to the potential here and hope our contribution is welcome.