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1/ Nationality:
French, sorry : (

2/ Living Country:
France

3/ Three former Cypriots you miss a lot:
Mavie, kthiniatros, Andrei Lebowski,... and a lot more : '(((

4/ Why & When did you join Cyprus?
I left Cyprus free,
I came back to give back freedom to the island after 6 months of harassment : (

Before that, I joined Cyprus, after lot of amazing time playing for Turkey, to be with iNCi panpalar and have some fun, differently than I could have had before.
Plus as any old fag used to do, it is a well known place for former players to die peacefully.

5/ One current Cypriot you're found of:
Maya, as much
as the last pair of boobs on the rock : v (jj she's a great player as the last makedonian players to press our legitimacy on Baklava Empire : )))

6/ What you fantasy the most: male/female/shemale/bulgarian gypsies/serbian girls/greek boys/...
Anan

7/ Size of your mum boobs
90A

8/ Size of your sister(s) boobs
75A

9/ What do you like in Cyprus? Why do you stay?
Pluralism, Community, Craziness, Fun, Balls, and we don't care to be erased...
Because I'm bind to my kitteh cats : (

10/ Size & taste of your father penis
31
honey

11/ What did you sing @KypriosEL teamspeak contest? If you didn't do it, what would you sing?
Frères Jacques ('frayr cak') ding dang dong 🙁
but I would love to sing "Kanlee" from Maliah Calay : (

12/ For which country would you leave Cyprus?
A lot,
but I just can't leave my kitteh cats like I told you : (

13/ Why did you elect a CP with down syndrome?
Hey,
Dissiz fitbil,
What can we do sometimes?
I'm proud supporter of people with less luck in life into politics.

14/ Do you believe in the Baklava Empire?
You bet oç? xdxd

15/ What would you do if you were a monkey?
Scratch my balls all day long : (

write proper Greek and remove jewish fucking kike

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calm down moro,
you're here from only 1 day
relax
deep breath
and answer the survey
then we'll take care of your anus
don't worry
First to come, first served

I was here in the past also...

I will become CP and change name of Cyprus to Kingdom of Cyprus and free Trolling

no one 'was' in Cyprus
you are or you are not : ))

such a dirty girl xD

I don't even

1/ Nationality
grik


2/ Living Country
bulgaristan


3/ Three former Cypriots you miss a lot
kthniatros,adrei,bali,denizkabuz, & many many many more


4/ Why & When did you join Cyprus?
5 years ago aprox, because depici told me , he will make paradise

5/ One current Cypriot you're found of

marcelbe,
maybe he have insufficient brain,but legs and hands are working


6/ What you fantasy the most: male/female/shemale/bulgarian gipsies/serbian girls/greek boys/..
shemale
.

7/ Size of your mum boobs

DD


8/ Size of your sister(s) boobs

i dont have sister, but if i have , i wanted her to have big breast

9/ What do you like in Cyprus? Why do you stay?
i like that there are too many brain damage individuals in this island
i stay to see how many more will come


10/ Size & taste of your father penis
unknown size / i didnt taste it , but i guess like an old turkish delight

11/ What did you sing @KypriosEL teamspeak contest? If you didn't do it, what would you sing?
i dont remember , i sing a lot and many songs, in different languages
except romanian, and even jewish

12/ For which country would you leave Cyprus?
for none

13/ Why did you elect a CP with down syndrome?
because we like to give equal chances in all members of cyprus community


14/ Do you believe in the Baklava Empire?
yes , because baklava empire believe in us

15/ What would you do if you were a monkey?
i would sleep all day, and then wake up to eat,
and then go back to my tree to sleep all day
and then wake up to poop,
and then go back to tree to sleep

till wake up and eat,
and repeat

1/ Nationality
grik

2/ Living Country
gric

3/ Three former Cypriots you miss a lot
kthniatros, iaberis, colonel dag

4/ Why & When did you join Cyprus?
3 years ago, bacause Cyprus was stronk

5/ One current Cypriot you're found of
marcelbe. The first eCypriot i met.

6/ What you fantasy the most: male/female/shemale/bulgarian gipsies/serbian girls/greek boys/...
grik and hungarian orgy in serbia

7/ Size of your mum boobs
3G

8/ Size of your sister(s) boobs
4G

9/ What do you like in Cyprus? Why do you stay?
Anan told me to stay and so i obey.

10/ Size & taste of your father penis
52
sugar free

11/ What did you sing @KypriosEL teamspeak contest? If you didn't do it, what would you sing?
I dont sing amk

12/ For which country would you leave Cyprus?
Only for Neverland

13/ Why did you elect a CP with down syndrome?
Every Cp in Cyprus has down syndrome.

14/ Do you believe in the Baklava Empire?
I kill in real to expand that empire.

15/ What would you do if you were a monkey?
What do you mean ? I am not a monkey ?

1/ Nationality
Cypriot

2/ Living Country
Cyprus

3/ Three former Cypriots you miss a lot
xam xam *3

4/ Why & When did you join Cyprus?
like 20 months ago to join my rl country

5/ One current Cypriot you're found of
adam

6/ What you fantasy the most: male/female/shemale/bulgarian gipsies/serbian girls/greek boys/...
unfortunately for you females

7/ Size of your mum boobs
keep asking 🙂
8/ Size of your sister(s) boobs
Check answer number 7 🙂

9/ What do you like in Cyprus? Why do you stay?
People are great... ok we have differences but there is mutual understanding

10/ Size & taste of your father penis
Check answer number 7 🙂

11/ What did you sing @KypriosEL teamspeak contest? If you didn't do it, what would you sing?
I'm a barbie girl

12/ For which country would you leave Cyprus?
Well... if things were different i could say Argentina, Croatia, Thailand, Chile and a couple more... but i am not planning to leave soon 🙂

13/ Why did you elect a CP with down syndrome?
Why there are Cps without down syndromes?!

14/ Do you believe in the Baklava Empire?
and yes and no

15/ What would you do if you were a monkey?
Self experiments to transform to a butterfly

Self experiments to transform to a butterfly

xD

😃

1/ Nationality

Grik

2/ Living Country

Grik province of Germany

3/ Three former Cypriots you miss a lot

Mavie, Graine, Colonel

4/ Why & When did you join Cyprus?

I cant remember, i was drunk

5/ One current Cypriot you're found of

Kapetan Markos Vafeiadis

6/ What you fantasy the most: male/female/shemale/bulgarian gipsies/serbian girls/greek boys/...

All the above and many more.

7/ Size of your mum boobs

Very small and fluffy, not good

8/ Size of your sister(s) boobs

2D

9/ What do you like in Cyprus? Why do you stay?

The sex is absolutely fantastic

10/ Size & taste of your father penis

I havent met him

11/ What did you sing @KypriosEL teamspeak contest? If you didn't do it, what would you sing?

Nazi punks fuck off

12/ For which country would you leave Cyprus?

For Anan

13/ Why did you elect a CP with down syndrome?

I voted for Georgi, i am not responsible for this

14/ Do you believe in the Baklava Empire?

I believe its my purpose in life

15/ What would you do if you were a monkey?

Masturbate all day and eat bananas

1/ Nationality
Sweden
Yes
2/ Living Country
Sweden
Yes
3/ Three former Cypriots you miss a lot
Sweden
Yes
4/ Why & When did you join Cyprus?
Sweden
Yes
5/ One current Cypriot you're found of
Sweden
Yes
6/ What you fantasy the most: male/female/shemale/bulgarian gipsies/serbian girls/greek boys/...
Sweden
Yes
7/ Size of your mum boobs
Sweden
Yes
8/ Size of your sister(s) boobs
Sweden
Yes
9/ What do you like in Cyprus? Why do you stay?
Sweden
Yes
10/ Size & taste of your father penis
Sweden
Yes
11/ What did you sing @KypriosEL teamspeak contest? If you didn't do it, what would you sing?
Sweden
Yes
12/ For which country would you leave Cyprus?
Sweden
Yes
13/ Why did you elect a CP with down syndrome?
Sweden
Yes
14/ Do you believe in the Baklava Empire?
Sweden
Yes
15/ What would you do if you were a monkey?
Sweden
Yes

as i see from your answers,

your brain function is very good in order not only to become CP of cyprus

but galactic King of the cypriots and the First Cypriot Men, Lord of the Seven mongol Kingdoms and Protector of the Cypriot Realm

change your citizenship to be able to answer : v

too long to read xdxd
i m going sleep xd

answer ananfacker xdxd

Anan as response to all the questions

maybe you can answer former-Egyptian survey : v
: D

üşenmeden yazmış lan millet vay aq

1/ Pole.

2/ Nope.avi, I live in a coastal city.

3/ Does Grainne Ni Mhaille count? You know, her being a freckled Irish redhead and all.

4/ Somewhere in the future, most likely napoleoing it just like Elba.

5/ Ευθύμιος Μπουλούτας seems to be the man.

6/ Fantasy is a waste of time, I'm a man of action. Also, I'm open-minded and tolerant just like telly tells me to. So, everything that moves.

7/ Haha, you misspelled "man boobs".

8/ No sister, although as stated before, I'd hit it.

9/ I like the fact that I'm not there.

10/ I got two moms and ufnortunately neither is Thai.

11/ Nothing, singing is for fagets.

12/ Any country with more money and less kebab.

13/ There hasn't been an alternative for a few months now, you know that?

14/ What the hells, I have some fresh baklavas sitting patiently just next to me, how did you know?

15/ That's actually a legitimate question, so I profoundly refuse to answer.

u don't have appropriate passport : (

you mean liek that? http://x3.cdn03.imgwykop.pl/c3201142/comment_soNJTR5ZnRNKv8QEomBZ6PidBm7hnSkp,w400.jpg

every one loves a huge black duck

1/ Nationality

Mongol

2/ Living Country

Mongolia

3/ Three former Cypriots you miss a lot

Grainne, Daghdhafi, baligedli

4/ Why & When did you join Cyprus?

I was born here around 5 years ago 😁

5/ One current Cypriot you're found of

pipo lolo

6/ What you fantasy the most: male/female/shemale/bulgarian gipsies/serbian girls/greek boys/...

Bacin

7/ Size of your mum boobs

Normal size and fluffy, not bad

8/ Size of your sister(s) boobs

I dont have a sister

9/ What do you like in Cyprus? Why do you stay?

This island is full of special people (special in any way)

10/ Size & taste of your father penis

Wish i knew

11/ What did you sing @KypriosEL teamspeak contest? If you didn't do it, what would you sing?

I never heard that there was a contest, but if i could koin i would sing Gulsen- Sarisin

12/ For which country would you leave Cyprus?

For me there is no country but Cyprus

13/ Why did you elect a CP with down syndrome?

Who is not with this syndrome ? It's like a virus in this island, whoever gets elected he/she becomes one right away

14/ Do you believe in the Baklava Empire?

Thats the only reason our God Anan created Cyprus

15/ What would you do if you were a monkey?

Sleep, masturbate, smoke and shit

1/ Nationality
Turkish

2/ Living Country
Thailand

3/ Three former Cypriots you miss a lot
oh?

4/ Why & When did you join Cyprus?
first time friends invite me
second time Cyprus needed me!

5/ One current Cypriot you're found of
Song from a Secret Garden

6/ What you fantasy the most: male/female/shemale/bulgarian gipsies/serbian girls/greek boys/...
Shemales

7/ Size of your mum boobs
D cup (not fake)

8/ Size of your sister(s) boobs
A cup (He was my brother once)

9/ What do you like in Cyprus? Why do you stay?
I like the weather and food and malakas.

10/ Size & taste of your father penis
11 cm
tastes like pee

11/ What did you sing @KypriosEL teamspeak contest? If you didn't do it, what would you sing?
Let it gooooo let it gooooooooooo

12/ For which country would you leave Cyprus?
Kurdistan

13/ Why did you elect a CP with down syndrome?
Cuz of future of our kids. Power of Cyprus and show the world what Cypriots are capable of.

14/ Do you believe in the Baklava Empire?
Only if a lots of pistachios in it.

15/ What would you do if you were a monkey?
Comment this survey.

I read all comments im sleeping amk cant answer : (

3) i miss fasikul so much knki : (

he's still playing : ((

1/ Nationality
French

2/ Living Country
France

3/ Three former Cypriots you miss a lot
Mavie, I don't see others 🙁

4/ Why & When did you join Cyprus?
14 month ago, because I was seeking for fun

5/ One current Cypriot you're found of
Rauf the krokodiloss

6/ What you fantasy the most: male/female/shemale/bulgarian gipsies/serbian girls/greek boys/...
Finway

7/ Size of your mum boobs
like bacin

8/ Size of your sister(s) boobs
like anan

9/ What do you like in Cyprus? Why do you stay?
Fun, cuz yo r the only tard wanting for me

10/ Size & taste of your father penis
42 ; Sausage

11/ What did you sing @KypriosEL teamspeak contest? If you didn't do it, what would you sing?
didn't played but would have sang tunak tunak tun

12/ For which country would you leave Cyprus?
Isis

13/ Why did you elect a CP with down syndrome?
Cuz im French

14/ Do you believe in the Baklava Empire?
Evet

15/ What would you do if you were a monkey?
Check If I can suck myself

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1/ Nationality : grik

2/ Living Country : Gris

3/ Three former Cypriots you miss a lot : Kthniatros , Iaswn , No guts no fear

4/ Why & When did you join Cyprus? : Because anan

5/ One current Cypriot you're found of : Rauf

6/ What you fantasy the most : Lesbians (NOT)

7/ Size of your mum boobs : Not even lemon size

8/ Size of your sister(s) boobs : No sister 🙁

9/ What do you like in Cyprus? Why do you stay? : Making fun of Marcelbe

10/ Size & taste of your father penis : I don't know about size but I think it's should taste like seftalia

11/ What did you sing @KypriosEL teamspeak contest? If you didn't do it, what would you sing? : I have no idea

12/ For which country would you leave Cyprus? : None

13/ Why did you elect a CP with down syndrome? : Because this is Cyprus

14/ Do you believe in the Baklava Empire? : Of course

15/ What would you do if you were a monkey? : Having sex with other monkeys