[Croatian MoFA] PENDEJOS DON'T KNOW 'BOUT MY BROTHERHOOD

Day 1,483, 03:31 Published in Spain Spain by OutSmarter

ORALE CUATES! This is another official comunicado coming from Croatian Minister of Extranjero Affairs. The reason of this artículo is to greet to EDEN that they're a de madre Alianza.

YO ONE WEYS, IN EDEN WE'RE HERMANOS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A BROTHERHOOD IS WEONES

Thanks to EDEN Croatia got to Mexico, main source for the Brotherhood of tacos, burritos and Cantinfla's films. We have 19 regions and all because we act like HERMANOS, cuz we're BROS. ONE conchetumadre, you can't understand what this means.

Thanks to EDEN Italy got 3 regions after several mont... Well... We'd better don'tt talk 'bout Italy... Andale! Andale!

Thanks to EDEN Romania knows what's to be a Baltic coun... Ok... We'd better don't talk 'bout Romania neither...

Thanks to EDEN Israel... Wait... I can't find'em on the map...




OK COMPADRES. Rest of EDEN countries might not be in a pretty good situation. BUT WE'RE NOT SELFISH LIKE ONE MAN. WE FULLY SUPPORT IRAN IN THEIR STRUGGLE AGAINST TURKISH PENDEJOS IMPERIALISTAS.

TURKS AND ONE SHOULD BE DESTR... Wait, wait... What? Iran joined ONE and Turkey asked to join EDEN? Yes... yes... let'em join orale!

I WAS SAYING WE FULLY SUPPORT TURKEY AGAINST IRANI PENDEJOS IMPERIALISTAS AND ONE.

Hail EDEN!
Hail Turkey!
Hail Greece!