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[CP] - Kazuo LePew - Third Presidential Address - Day 1266

Day 1,266, 02:33 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Rolo Tahmasee

Hello, My Name is Kazuo LePew

This is my Third Presidential Address. I'm here to remind you to BE READY, but today I have an exciting new message

JOIN DAL!

You see, I owe this to the DAL. Part of the DEAL with the DAL to endorse me was I have to push their message during my Presidency. Scorpius won't get off my back about it, and since I'm his and Dominik's puppet - JOIN DAL!

New DAL logo

You see, you need to JOIN DAL today...They are going to help me push my unrealistic and ridiculous message during my term.

This is my Presidential Seal, I'm not really sure what it does for me at this point...

In case anybody says I haven't done anything yet, I posted some stuff in congress. Like a Question and Answer sort of thing. I have pledged to answer all questions except for the following

1) Where is the War?
2) What am I READY for?
3) What are your plans for the month?
4) When will you get started?

I Repeat, I WILL NOT answer any of the above questions

Oh, and I got some Battle Orders up...Check them out here

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-hill-times-day-1265-1768839/1/20#comments

So, Who's READY? (Seriously, I need a list of names.....) and JOIN DAL!

Canadian President
READY, WILLING and Politically Impotent

Comments

Barbarossa II Day 1,266, 02:33

VOTED And CS, PERTAMAXXX Comment by (Achilleas13) eIndonesia"

Code-Y Day 1,266, 04:16

lol. you have too much time on your hands.

Addy Lawrence Day 1,266, 05:16

Hail to the chief!

crisfire Day 1,266, 08:59

Im suddenly hungry

ArtyP Day 1,266, 12:19

This was funny two presidential addresses ago.

George Beeman Day 1,266, 13:54

^

And who the hell takes a picture of their shit?

Alastar Aingleis Day 1,267, 17:31

George, that was actually the first DAL logo, I believe Cit B was fascinated by his own poop and actually had about 30 such DAL logo examples. I believe the above was the one voted on by their members both for consistency and lack of corn.

Just wait though, I hear Kazuo has a fascination with pictures of hemorroids.

Amy60900 Day 5,224, 05:03

❤️ >>>>> https://www.youtube.com/redirect?q=%6e%61%6b%65%64%2d%67%69%72%6c%73%2e%6f%6e%6c%69%6e%65%2f%6b%6b%2f%78%6b%44%57%43%39%3f%73%6f%75%72%63%65%3d%65%72%65%70%75%62%6c%69%6b%26%61%64%5f%63%61%6d%70%61%69%67%6e%5f%69%64%3d1768956

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