[Congress] Uber stats article of the outgoing congress

Day 3,504, 18:52 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Rob the Bruce
Hi, here's some facts about the outgoing congress so you can see how everybody did. All percentages are rounded to 2 decimal places, so if you add up percentages they might go slightly over or under 100%. These numbers and facts are taken from the PM groups Jeremy 2.0 and Theresa, so this does not account for anything pre-dish or anything in the first Group Jeremy in which I forgot to add Chaz, cause I deleted it all.

Fixing that mistake about chaz is slightly irrelevant giving that I managed to forget to add certacito to both PMs anyway somehow but eh he never complained about it at least... (sorry)

AMOUNTS OF MESSAGES
Alternative title: A bunch of numbers

At the time of writing:

Group Jeremy PMs: 261
Group Theresa PMs: 259
Total PMs sent: 520


PMs sent by Cabinet and Speaker*: 137
Cabinet and Speaker as a proportion of total PMs: 26.35%
Congressmen percentage of total PMs: 73.65%

* - cabinet members who are not also congressmen (includes CP)

By Party (congressmen)
TUP PMs: 34
As a percentage of total PMs: 6.54%
Amount of congressmen with 0 contributions: 6

UKRP PMs: 44
As a percentage of total PMs: 8.46%
Amount of congressmen with 0 contributions: 5**

UKPP PMs: 216
As a percentage of total PMs: 41.54%
Amount of congressmen with 0 contributions: 1

BP PMs: 15
As a percentage of total PMs: 2.88%
Amount of congressmen with 0 contributions: 7

LEMONS PMs: 75
As a percentage of total PMs: 14.42%
Amount of congressmen with 0 contributions: 2

**- certacito is counted as no contributions but he wasn't actually in the PMs to give any because I am mentally challenged rather than him not accepting any friend requests

Wayne
Wayne's total PMs: 126
Wayne's PMs as a percentage of UKPP contributions: 58.33%
Wayne's PMs as a percentage of all congress PMs: 24.23%

As a footnote here: People classed as none-contributors may be such because they never actually accepted my friend requests and so weren't actually in the PMs, before somebody cries "but muh exclusion!!!111"

I would do some pie charts but sod plugging all this into excel, here's just a normal pie:
TRIVIA
Alternative title: Numbers that are funnier


Prince Harry.'s total PMs: 43
Prince Harry's PMs where he begs for free q7 weapons: 2
Q7 begging as a percentage of his other PMs: 4.65%

government pls

Amount of threats to steal somebody's girl: 1


GIFs sent: 2
GIFs sent that were at all relevant to the context of discussion: 0

Amount of times the word "Wayne" has been mentione😛 42
Wayne-mentioning PMs as a percentage of all congress PMs: 8.08%
Amount of times Wayne has been tase😛 0



Longest PM: CptChazbeard.
Second Longest PM: CptChazbeard.
Third longest PM: CptChazbeard
Most PMs split into sections with titles: CptChazbeard (3)

I wish I could post those PMs but they mention potential war plans so might be iffy. Here's a segment that's probably safe:


Most Wayne and Bigant related conspiracy theories: TUP (dougal4chaos and Madelina)
Congressman temp banned for mutli use: BigAnt
Amount of TUP theories that mentioned BigAnt's potential multi use: 0

Most decisions made by dice: Leo Balzac
Most one word PMs: Rob the Bruce (me)
Most one word PMs with "what" or a variation thereof in them: Me again
One word PMs expressing confusion as a percentage of Rob's total PMs: 7.14%
Most uses of an algebraic mathematical inequality: Me (1)


Amount of times "basics" was sai😛 6
Amount of times "basics" was said by BigAnt: 5
Amount of times BigAnt accused people of not knowing basics: 2
Amount of times BigAnt forgot the basics and got temp banne😛 1

Amount of times "love" was mentione😛 7
Love as a percentage of all congress communication: 1.35%
CONCLUSION
Alternative title: I just got bored

Facts about this article:

This part is being written roughly two hours after I started this.

I know how many PMs every individual congressman sent and have it all noted down but figured publishing them all would be a massive block of unentertaining stuff when the party stats tell you most of what you want to know in that regard anyway***.

I made a full page of physical notes with pen and paper for this.

I didn't remember that I could have both congress PMs open simultaneously in two tabs until about an hour into this article's work.

*** -If you're desperate to know how your favourite congressman did and I've not given his total here, drop me a PM and 1 gold. Making this information request also requires a service charge of 5 gold to WookieO. Upon confirmation from wook that he's received payment you can get all information you desire.
-Rim the Brims
A speaker, kind of
this is my magnum opus