[Civil Rights Party] Sparkystan Zindabad

Day 2,288, 07:55 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by TheJakal

Selam Aleicum hvellow Pakistaniz (*

Today I need to be ... seriouz 02941209412alsk;d-0 9right.
As you (may not) know, she has returned to Holy Sand ..

So we talked ..
For some hours.
Becuz normal people talk, thaz what they do.
And yea, she will be in charge of this new party.
New name is her idea, DPP is now Civil Rights Party.
She also made these marvelous picturez ..



And this should be new party logo, right




Or maybe you like this one better!@!@!!!!!!!!!




I picked the one with (* becuz I like qwopeiasl;kdwqpoie
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It reminds me ohv moon and the star ..

And iz also green, becuz, you know, Pakistan is green too, you get it??

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So i should write few lines about Sparky.
And that's the hard part, becuz I don't know where should I begin??

Well ..

My "thing" with Pakistan was always like .. Ok, lez get some people and some weps and lez hvight hvor Pakistan.
No matter who was in charge, Jakal or this other guy before him whose name I won't mention becuz it wud cause me some sickness to mention that name in this glorious article about Sparky (I like separating pure from ugly).

And, as I said, I was alwayz about hvighting, not about settling here and getting involved into ur inner stuff ..
But, last time i moved here, I obviously got to know some people.
So I remember Bilal & Sparky.
Bilal is nice, shy young man, but I will talk about her now ..

For me, Sparky is symbol of this .. modest, humble, polite, intelligent, patient Pakistan.
I did spend a lot of time talking to her, she would answer to all my stupid questions about religion, culture, tradition and all that .. and kinda brought it closer to me.
Her voice reminds me of sunshine.
And yea, she's very dear friend of mine and one of the human beings I always have on my mind when I'm about to do something really stupid.
So i stop myself from hvurther escalation .. right.

I talked to her about recent .. "developments" and she is willing to try to do something about it.
I, personally, am not.
She is also a girl, Pakistani girl, which is very important for me in this current political situation.

I think she is the best "solution" for Pakistan right now.
I would like her to be the President of this glorious country.

And I also think no deals should be made with talibans right now.
I think they shud go with saudi or uk guy, and we shud choose, right.
No more bs.

You can also vote for Sparky tomorrow in congress elections.
And you can help her by joining this party again, cuz she will be in charge, I'm on this position accidentally, Asihv did that qw-09eq-0aslkd.m,zxcasl;kdpqowie.


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Thaz it hvor today.
I don't know what else could I say.
Actually, I have a lot to say, but I don't wanna sound too bitter now, since this one is about my dearest paki hvriend.


Fi Amanillah (*