[Asgard HQ] Lithuania, Liars and Backstabbers
Asgard HQ
Recently I myself proposed to the rest of Asgard HQ that we do something a little different. Rather than continue on in our ping pong war with Lithuania why not try to make peace? I didn't think it was really as crazy as it sounds. But for this, I must apologize to the rest of HQ as well as all citizens of Asgard nations and to the citizens of Lithuania. I must apologize to HQ and Asgard citizens for even proposing this idea. I put everyone through so much headaches and long meetings that have resulted in nothing. And I must apologize to the citizens of Lithuania for believing that you could be trusted in the first place and thinking you had the mental capacity of a twelve year old at the very least.
For those of you who do not know what I am talking about allow me to explain. Last month I proposed to do something that would be seen as a historical movement in our eworld. A peace between Asgard and Lithuania. It would bring peace to a region that has seen war for the past 1.5 years doing nothing but exchanging regions back and forth. Our war would come to a close and allow us to move on in a new friendship and show the rest of the world just what could happen when two enemies came together but of course I was wrong.
We just finished meeting with the Lithuanian delegation the other day in which we concluded that the war with Sweden and Lithuania would be only auto attacks and not allowing each other to capture eachothers regions. Asgard proved good in her word, we were actually ahead in our battle for Lithuanian Minor and as soon as our talks ended we immediately stopped our advance and allowed Lithuania to pull ahead of us and secure the battle. Now in return Scania was supposed to stay in Swedish hands, however Lithuania went all in for the battle showing that our talks have gone to waste. You can view the conclusion of the meeting here. You can clearly see the King of the Lithuanian mob saying he agreed that we would lose one battle and they the next.
In Asgard HQ we are very well aware of new sweeping changes that are happening right now that are going to see the odds tip in Asgard's favour in any war that we are involved in that happens in Scandinavia from now on. Fully knowing this we still decided to move forward with peace talks even though we are about to add a lot of firepower to our ranks. And as a token of our appreciation and to further prove we would like peace Scania was going to be offered in a final peace treaty.
Trust a Lithuanian as far as you can throw him. The Lithuanian Government and Congress has shown its true colours and as the Supreme Commander of Asgard I denounce your actions as nothing more than the actions of mere thugs, cheats, liars and backstabbers. How anyone would even dream to allow you into their alliance (yes I am talking to you Spoland) is beyond me. Im surprised how you have any friends or allies and anyone considering you for an ally should think twice. You have shown that you have neither the mental capacity to operate your own foreign affairs nor the ability to follow through with what you say you will do.
As Supreme Commander of Asgard I vow to wipe the scum off the map that is currently called Lithuania. The King of their mobs head will sit on a spike outside of HQ for everyone to look at what happens when you send a delegation to lie straight to our faces. Our armies are now preparing for war and very soon new firepower will be added to Asgard that will help us erase the ugly green stain that looks like the colour of baby diarrhea off the map. By the might of Thor and the wisdom of Odin, let it be done.
As always don't forget to V,S&S!
Hail Finland!
Hail Sweden!
Hail Norway!
Hail Asgard!
Regards,
Joshua Morriseau
Supreme Commander of Asgard
Prime Minister of Norway
Comments
OMG
That's upsetting.
Hail Asgard!
Because this is the first I am learning about this, I want to ask just one question:
Is there any possibility whatsoever that the Scania battle was an "accidental" win for Lithuania?
Or do you have clear proof showing that Lithuania did in fact go "all in" with Government action calling people to arms?
These are not "loaded" questions, I am simply curious.
OK so it is technically two questions, but it is really the same question asked two different ways.
No it wasn't, when the Swedish CP asked him he only laughed and said there was no deal. There is screen shots of those to.
And their battle orders show them fighting to take Scania, http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-kam-mod-kariniai-nurodymai-pilie-iams-day-2274-23-58-atnaujinta-2372211/1/20
Since when do autoattacks occur 6h 25minutes after the latest battle ended?
http://battle-watcher.com/campaigns/campaign/48631
http://battle-watcher.com/campaigns/campaign/48669
Full support.
I am ashamed I was apart of that country for a few months 🙁
Awww. At least you proudly fought against Sweden.
I saved all my Bars tho 😃
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Just pathetic, opportunistic backstabbing.
I believe one of the reasons behind this might have been that the DO of eNorway was set to Mino Lithuania because there was no other allied battles and no information had been released from the MoD at that time, which means that Norwegian citizen might have fought in the belief that there was actually a real war going on between the two countries at that moment.
But even sto I have to say that this is quite stupid by Lithuania. They finally had a chance to achieve peace and to fight for their allies instead, but now they have to continue fighting the entire ASGARD.
Lithuanians cheat on their wifes every day proof http://www.erepublik.com/en?viewPost=12943491
To the end... death to backstabbers!!! SOG SOG SOG!!!
Just because you don't get it your way, doesn't mean your oponant have "mental capacity of a twelve year old"
And since you are so much on about the "mental capacity" let me point out Asgards failed "mental capacity" to create an alliance able to defend it's members
Go back to drinking your tea britt
So we should be Poland puppet as well? I dont think so doll.
If you can't keep your part of the deal for longer than five minutes, then you do have mental capacity of a twelve year old. And does a wipe every now and then mean alliance has failed to defend it's members?? Argentine AS never forget...
im rather friend to polak side then other side :/
And who can say they are surprised?
Hail Asgard
o/
I love you, Joshua. o/
I'm not sure how to feel about this. It seems that our CP is just not the brightest kid in his class
Great article stating the truth. Lithuania is a backstabber and a liar. Soon they will get what they derserve and we will show not mercy this time 🙂
Proof of Lithuania breaking the deal http://gyazo.com/4951e7bca92944669bf9cd06be597193
Joshua Morriseau, where were you all my eLife? These pew-pew articles have gone missing the last couple of years. Stir up some trolls and set the table in the North, because I believe we may have some more guests coming to dine on Baltic potatoes in the future.
Besides, taking the moral high ground and sitting firmly in the sadle of a 10 feet tall steed in shining armor is always refreshing.
Im here now baby!
Long live Asgard o7
Well it was also said that any kind of aggression will be treated as an end of negotiation and so it happened. I remember for those 1.5 year we tried to get common agreement many times and it never worked. Reckoning previous Swedish/Asgard governments it happened the same like million times... Attacks in the time of negotiating, RWs not as it was agreed and so... And now you are crying when you got mostly the same as it happened before from your side? Well I am sorry as well, we will send you message beforehand.
You seriously think anyone can control when a RW starts? : D
I put this just as an example 🙂
Well, it was oviously not a very good example. But it might explain some of the difficulties we've experienced in talks with you.
I am not saying that it is nice situation either, but i don't see point of being surprised and cry about how bad ass Lithuanians are 🙂
Your CP agreed, we lose a battle (which we were ahead in and let you win) then you lose one. After that we would decide. You could not even hold your side of the deal for 24 hours, such a shame the current Government must give all of Lithuania a bad name.
It is your personal opinion. And cry as much as you can if it makes you feel better
Lol its not a personal opinion its called facts! Everyone has read them and seen that he agreed, I don't know how you can fake that.
http://youtu.be/dhZUsNJ-LQU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmODwBSyqCk
ahh, so much hatred in the article 🙂 those years of war must have gotten into your heads 🙂 still... What else there's to do in this game? Wage war and have fun 🙂 it's fun flexing muscles with you, see you on the battlefield!
Wonder why I have never seen you there... Oh, looking at your profile tells me why 😉
You seem pissed off... On your period again? 🙂
I am not pissed off. It takes more to achive that than a soft air gun like you.
I just mean what I wrote - I haven't noticed you and that is because you don't seem to hit that much..
Hatred..? No. Disappointment and anger...yes. Keep your word and nobody would get upset!
I think we were in peace for a rlly some time till Fins and later Swedes attacked us?
"I think"
Is there any Lit´s in the IRLOlympics?
Not sure if they can afford nice things such as sport.
Real Olympics are in summer.. and there i can't see any country of Asgard above Lithuania... 😃
http://bit.ly/1ct7kbb 😃)