[Appleby for CP] Bring on the Lobsters
Sir Humphrey Appleby
Due to a recent module change for wipes, this upcoming CP election will be decided by the winning Lobster
Good afternoon gentlemen (and Gali),
I am happy to announce that all the necessary bribes and special favours have been made to secure my Reform Candidacy for the auspicious post of Bloke To Blame For Everything Wot Is Going Wrong. It is a very treasured post in our humble community, boasting great ranks of half-wits, traitors, scumbags, liars, conmen and the occasional druid. It is therefore not surprising then that Ajay and I are naturally born for the role we must now contest. Well, with the Lobsters.
This coming term I hope to fight against the effects of the wipe by opening the Ministries to anyone who’s interested in helping out. You can apply by clicking ‘ere
The various duties of the government have more or less been streamlined continuously over the past 3 years as the community dwindles in size and the games continues it’s march of dumbing down. We find ourselves in the situation where our current active community is probably half the size of a typical government from 2009/10.
But strangely enough, despite the backwards march - a very important cog was refitted to the community machine called ‘codification’: that we can trust each other to work collectively under agreed codes of conduct beyond the basic mechanics of the game. I think most can agree that the Constitutional Monarchy under Woldy has been a triumph that a lot of our allies have adopted similar versions as well.
The government can always do a lot more beyond the basics. The main focus would be on media activity - keeping people in the know about how dreadfully we’re doing but how some have it significantly worse. As a community of gamers we should engage on this particular game with mutual understanding that we want to enjoy it (Ajay multis excluded). If you can fathom some sort of fun from working with me in government this coming term then drop me an app!
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Appleby
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Good luck!
Cheers mate 🙂, lookin' forward to working with the Irish for another month
We have to choose between an Apple and a Willy. I'll just say I'd rather have the apple in my mouth.
makes a change 😉
Good luck Sir Appleby,and I am sure you will be fine CP.
Apples are good for digestive tract as well for heart,so as my illness coming from the heart I"ll eat from now on apples.
But I want to be CP 🙁
we know
This is also very offensive to our soldiers as they were called lobsterbacks by traitors to the crown during the unlawful rebellion against His Majesty King George III.
I like that a yank is telling us we should be offended
You can be born in the colonies and be loyal to the crown. Discrimination is VERY unbecoming of a wannabe PM
cry more
https://youtu.be/ntYrAQVQZKs
British soldiers have been called lobsters for centuries due to their red coats, both by friends and foes. I wouldn't say it was offensive at all.
Says the one who openly discriminated against gays in the congress mails and against most of his party.
¡Señoras, señores y señoritas! ¡Buenas noches! Esta noche presentamos con mucho gusto información interesante acerca de… ¡la llama! La llama es un cuadrúpedo y vive en los grandes ríos como el Amazonas. Tiene dos orejas, un corazón, una frente y un pico para comer miel. Pero está provista de aletas para nadar.
Horice 🙂
Había una vez , tengo entendido , un tío que tenía una nevera . Los problemas comenzaron inicialmente con una explosión de peces , agravada por el hecho de que eran bastante podrido. Sin embargo , la mayoría eran contento de que por el tiempo que tardó en traducir esta que fue una experiencia de vida con sentido
Pero las llamas son peligrosas. Si usted ve una llama donde hay gente nadando, usted gritar: ¡Cuidado! ¡Llamas!
Horice 😉
Muy bien chicas Venezuelas 😃.Apprender como gusto esperanza la Presidente e govierno.
Senoras,senores!.Buenas noches,Esta noche presentamos con mucho gusto informacion interesante.Mucho gusto corason tambien Horacio 🙂
Oh I"ve forgot this to say:
APPLEBY 4CP !!!.
I think that's Russian for "Vote Appleby!". ¿Si?
Appleby4CP \o/
Lobster chowder all round, eh?
Why won't it let me vote already?
needs more substance ;P
Apples! \o/
I clicked on apprenticeships to see what they are.
You best be applying for entertainment too Aaron! 😉
Applebae4CP
bae4CP
Good luck mate!
Can I ask what will make you different from the current British Government ?
Chiefly that I will try and make government as inclusive and proactive as I can given the horrendous circumstances the new term will face under a wipe.
If you're interested in gov I will be happy for your help!
TheHumph!
Good luck
Voted and endorsed
Old Apples is a fine chap who continues to contribute much to the eUK.
He is one of the people who have managed to keep me going over all these years....
Appleby for CP!