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I'm running for president

4 • Day 1,379, 18:16 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

If I'm elected, I promise

- Dan Wang will be sacrificed
- DIODIODIODIODIODIO
- Emma Watson for everyone

I also personally challenge every member of the Polish and Spanish governments to duels. And Padraig, too.

P.S. Blazix will be drafted

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A Blast from the Past: Interview with Emerick

9 • Day 1,228, 19:22 • Published in USA USA •

I was rummaging through my cerebrum and I remembered an old podcast interview with Emerick, conducted by American Border Collie. I know you modern yuppies consider November 2010 to be old, but this is actually old. Right near

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Synergy Poll: What do you think of the Synergy Poll?

4 • Day 1,217, 12:32 • Published in USA USA •

With the "revival" of the Synergy Polls came some criticisms. It's been derided for being too long and not serious enough (also for Justin McCravok's ineptitude). On the other hand,

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Well, look at that

20 • Day 1,203, 19:15 • Published in USA USA •



On March 1, three days' worth of the President's Daily Briefings (PDBs), normally only for the eyes of the president, cabinet, and other advisors, were copied to Google … read more »

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Robert Loggia for Congress in Texas

9 • Day 1,160, 14:07 • Published in USA USA •

Sup guys. It's me again, and I'm running for Congress in Texas. Yes, Hank Hill's homeland.



What would my main goal be while in office? To make Congress more useful.

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