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A paper for hooligans and voyeurs. And chocolate lovers. And lovers who don't like chocolate.

I'd like to talk to you about sex...

58 Day 1,874, 17:45 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

...tants, which are totally trippy machines, really. But I don't know much about them. So instead, read the following article.



I decided I … read more »

IMPORTANT: Read before voting

15 Day 1,873, 23:48 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


The best pizza in the world is now available for 15% off in California!


That's 15% off read more »

I've misplaced my NoS Dive Bar: Offering $500 reward dead or alive.

14 Day 1,872, 04:57 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

This is all rather embarrassing, but I seem to have misplaced my NoS 'Dive Bar'.


It's recommended you immediately open this link in the background before continuing your read, so that you can hear what we hear all day in the … read more »

I lost. Good luck to the next President of The United States.

18 Day 1,870, 19:51 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Another loser


I lost. Insert good loser stuff here.

You all have your candidate and good luck with that.

Those of you who supported my ticket, many … read more »

Reshuffling the cards: Everything's on the table.

29 Day 1,867, 21:14 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



UPDATE: The Executive Round Table has begun deliberations on the future of the nation. Never mind the mess, our new diggs are being readied.

So far, Ireland … read more »