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[President] Thank you for the stability, Sweden!

13 Day 2,693, 08:53 Published in Sweden Sweden Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Today my ninth month as president in this country comes to an end. It usually takes a few years between my presidencies, so I'd like to thank you all for the support and hopefully we'll have a chance to repeat the process again in the future.
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[President] Sweden releases Sjaelland to Germark

9 Day 2,691, 16:58 Published in Sweden Sweden Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Many Scandinavians are right now spending their Easter holidays getting drunk and therefore I fear that our cognitive skills are probably not suitable for reading lenghty chunks of text right now.

Thus, I will try to be brief.

1. Sweden … read more »

[President] Q&A regarding Denmark

8 Day 2,685, 19:10 Published in Sweden Sweden Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Why did Sweden suddenly support resistance wars in Danish core regions?

Initial reason: our military was asked to.

But to tell you the truth, the process continued mainly because people wanted somewhere to fight and something to do. … read more »

[President] Last 10 days, a sordid farewell

26 Day 2,683, 14:52 Published in Sweden Sweden Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I hereby announce that I will abstain from running for re-election in the president elections, April 5th 2015.



Earlier this month, when I announced my … read more »

The Government of Sweden (March, 2015)

32 Day 2,664, 14:42 Published in Sweden Sweden Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

To the citizens, trolls and two clickers of the Democratic Republic of Sweden,

I thank you for electing me to be your president in March. Prior to the election I had absolutely no candidates in mind for any of the positions in my … read more »