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[CRP] Our CP Candidate

8 Day 2,079, 12:21 Canada Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

To select our CP candidate for this month, I created a group PM with the top CRP members.



Pat Harper also found his way into this group PM since he's Pat Harper and he does whatever Pat Harper wants.

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[CRP] Let's Be Proud

10 Day 2,071, 14:03 Canada Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



That hurts. You can't come much closer to winning than that. We battled hard. Countless bombs, rockets, and energy bars were used in this valiant attempt to get a congress for a month.

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Redcoats

5 Day 2,068, 10:49 Canada Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Who remembers the glorious days when the UK were our rivals? And we'd go charging off into battle screaming "I stand ready to kill Redcoats" or some variety of that. Unfortunately, being occupied by Spain has prevented us from fighting the brits.

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[CRP] Big Things

15 Day 2,065, 11:27 Canada Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



After winning the PP elections by one entire vote, I assure you all that the nonbelievers in the CRP will be decapitated by my loyal voters at the nearest convenience.

I kid, decapitation is too messy … read more »

Forward Canada CP Primary Results

5 Day 1,929, 16:34 Canada Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Today I bring you the results of the poll held by Forward Canada to decide who we will support for CP. With 7 respondents, it was a very close race, with the winner only getting one more vote than the next best … read more »