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I don't know what to put here, so the remaining 250 characters will go to enormous, uncalled for, and never-before-seen lengths to give the reader a full, in-depth understanding of my sincere love for our mammalian brethren from whom we take wondrous portions of hearty, bloody, and delicious steaks.

Forward Canada CP Primary Results

5 • Day 1,929, 16:34 •

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Political debates and analysis

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Today I bring you the results of the poll held by Forward Canada to decide who we will support for CP. With 7 respondents, it was a very close race, with the winner only getting one more vote than the next best … read more »

The Candidates

6 • Day 1,903, 13:33 •

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Political debates and analysis

I'll skip the pleasantries and just go ahead and say this is a disaster.

So we've got 4 CP candidates. One is a multi (or so I've been told), one is the biggest eCanadian thief, and then the

Forward Canada CP Primary

5 • Day 1,900, 20:38 •

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Political debates and analysis

I'm still not sure if Jaffle was actually running or not

Congratulations Rylde, most of Forward Canada approves of this past term and wants more. We shall support you on the 5th.

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[Forward Canada] Huge Success

9 • Day 1,895, 14:49 •

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Political debates and analysis

Ladies and Gentlemen,

its been a long, hard road, but under my steady leadership Forward Canada has finally moved forward.

We still have a long way to … read more »

[Forward Canada] Free Food and Other Things

42 • Day 1,893, 09:40 •

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Warfare analysis

So my last food giveaway that took place over the past two days worked out nicely. If my calculations are correct (and I didn't accidentally miss anyone when handing out food) I gave out food to 52 of you obese lumberjacks. That amounts to 26,000