The Sexy Times - newspaper of Jizzie McGuire

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Still Here, Still Sexy

23 • Day 1,184, 09:57 • Published in South Africa

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Since all these old-timers are coming back and writing articles, I figured I'd welcome them and write one too. Welcome back old friends and congrats Krimpie, old buddy.

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For The Lions: The BLF has Returned with a Vengeance

29 • Day 974, 08:35 • Published in South Africa

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Sick of eR and the admins screwing around with it? Tired of other people’s rules and being bossed around by arrogant dicks with a false sense of entitlement? Need a place to rage before … read more »

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Is It Time for Jizzie to Blow His Last Wad?

26 • Day 953, 08:33 • Published in South Africa

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So is this how it all ends, sexy people, or is it just the cycle of e-life? As veteran eSouth Africans and other older players of eR say their last goodbyes and exit the … read more »

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I've Been Thinking Lately That Congress Needs Some Jizz All Up In It

31 • Day 881, 11:19 • Published in South Africa

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Greetings my firends. After many months of buliding up the Dignity Brigade and fighting against eSA's enemies, I have finally … read more »

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The Sexy is Back: Fighting for Freedom and the Little Guy

20 • Day 643, 15:56 • Published in South Africa

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Yes, you heard me right. Ol' Jizzer is back in the eSA to help fight against that fanatic Ajay Bruno and his CDA as they awkwardly attempt to take over our beloved eSA. If you don't believe me and still question what I stand for, then watch this: