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[An Interview with Emmanuel Cruise for the eUK Population]

17 Day 786, 14:34 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Today I would like to acquaint you with the eUK's own version of Dishmcds. I present to you one of the least significant figures in the American political scene with the least bit of influence

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[Say 'Hello' To Your New Ambassador]

58 Day 783, 13:19 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Ian John Locke IV and I've been playing this game for a saddeningly very long time. I am so old that I remember when dishmcds played the game in the eUSA. I am so old that I remember when GLadDOS wasn't a troll. I'

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[*Ahem*]

27 Day 776, 20:30 Published in USA USA



LOLWUT?!

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[Blissful Ignorance? I THINK NOT!]

10 Day 773, 10:30 Published in USA USA

(The original title of this article was "Blissful Ignorance? No thanks, I prefer intelligence" but that seemed kind of lame, so I changed it.)

So I received a good number of "lol" comments on my last article, but also quite a

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[TL;DR Trolling Re: Brett Miller / Mattoze5]

47 Day 771, 13:29 Published in USA USA

Some of you may have seen this fail-tastic article by Brett Miller, in case you haven't, here is the link.

I assure you that if you were to actually read this, yourself, your brain

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