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And now.... Edition 4: 3 jokes about the French

8 Day 1,468, 12:53 Belgium Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its rear end when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said, "That's … read more »

Candidature for congress

7 Day 1,461, 10:08 Belgium Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Within 3 days are there the Congressional elections. I would like to candidate again, if France don't conquer our country.
And so I would like to realize some ideas:

-A new training war with the Dutch. (maybe with other countries? too)
-[… read more »

Edition 3: Three jokes about anything and what

2 Day 1,453, 04:36 Belgium Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The 'three jokes' editions continue


A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror, taking a long hard look at herself.
"You know dear", she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see … read more »

Edition 2: Three jokes about politicians and officials

2 Day 1,449, 08:12 Belgium Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A Senator, a clergyman, and a Boy Scout were passengers in a small plane that developed engine trouble. The pilot announced, "We'll have to bail out. Unfortunately, there are only three parachutes. I have a wife and seven small children. My family … read more »

3 jokes about politicians and officials

0 Day 1,444, 13:23 Belgium Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A notary is looking for someone for the administration of his company who can count.
The first person, the notary asks whether he counts to ten and the man starts to count: 2, 4, 6, 8, 10.
The notary asks, "Why don't you count the uneven?" the man:… read more »