About my newspaper
Within 3 days are there the Congressional elections. I would like to candidate again, if France don't conquer our country.
And so I would like to realize some ideas:
-A new training war with the Dutch. (maybe with other countries? too)
The 'three jokes' editions continue
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror, taking a long hard look at herself.
"You know dear", she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see … read more »
A Senator, a clergyman, and a Boy Scout were passengers in a small plane that developed engine trouble. The pilot announced, "We'll have to bail out. Unfortunately, there are only three parachutes. I have a wife and seven small children. My family… read more »
A notary is looking for someone for the administration of his company who can count.
The first person, the notary asks whether he counts to ten and the man starts to count: 2, 4, 6, 8, 10.
The notary asks, "Why don't you count the uneven?" the man: