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[MoI] Government Stuff

8 Day 2,001, 06:57 Published in Switzerland Switzerland Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

From the office of the President of eSwitzerland:



People of eSwitzerland,

Over the course of the last few days and weeks, our Government has entered … read more »

[MoI] eSwiss Cabinet Update

11 Day 1,997, 11:38 Published in Switzerland Switzerland Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

From the office of the President of eSwitzerland:



People of eSwitzerland,

Here is a list of Cabinet Members for this term:

Minister of Defence[/read more »

My New Home

14 Day 1,963, 12:02 Published in Switzerland Switzerland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Hello Switzerland!

It’s the one and only Lansizzle, bringing you the premier source for completely biased information about less than relevant subjects, otherwise known as the Daily Sizzle.

Read it, vote it, subscribe to it, comment it, and

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A New Approach to Unity

26 Day 1,872, 09:11 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

My Fellow Americans,

I have a crazy suggestion that might placate some of the drama that has recently happened and I wanted to propose an idea that may help to make the Unity Elections actually fair, without all of the craziness. Remember, this

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Candidacy Announcement

5 Day 1,856, 07:20 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hello,

My name is Lansizzle, and I’m running for Congress, and I’m running with We the People.

Some of you might ask why? My answer is why not. I have nothing to lose. I am so new here that no one will really vote for me anyway, so I figured

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