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My Fellow Americans,
I have a crazy suggestion that might placate some of the drama that has recently happened and I wanted to propose an idea that may help to make the Unity Elections actually fair, without all of the craziness. Remember, this
My name is Lansizzle, and I’m running for Congress, and I’m running with We the People.
Some of you might ask why? My answer is why not. I have nothing to lose. I am so new here that no one will really vote for me anyway, so I figured