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Dear Reader,
It has come to my attention that a messy divorce is sweeping our fair (non) Nation as I type. HRH King Woldy the Weird has apparently been declared deceased by The Ministry of Home Affairs.
All is not as it seems...
As I have …
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[TUP] The Unity Hug

Hello friends,
It’s a well know fact that all eUK political parties are duty bound to produce at least one piece of propaganda informative reading material every week. It is with that in …
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You To Me Are Everything Or You Are Purrrfect.
Gather round children and let me tell you the story of my eLife. Wait come back! I’ll skip my biography and get right to the point...
I want you.
I really want you.
I want you so much it hurts.
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