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A daily (more or less) paper written straight from the front line. A voice written by the people for the people.

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Free Horses for the People's Army!

8 • Day 1,860, 01:00 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Yo from the increasingly innaccurately titled The Daily Douche. Maybe "The Quarterly Douche" might be more apt?

On the other hand, screw it, I like the alliteration.

So that was a fun trip away to eFrance; two months sitting in a cold dark

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Missing in Action: Day 1

2 • Day 1,626, 21:38 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The guard is due back any second so time is short. I'm writing this from a concentration camp on the outskirts of Paris. Sufficed to say that my petition for the French Country President to take more showers did not go to plan. Now I sit on the cold

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What the world needs is more Douches

2 • Day 1,625, 08:00 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

So, you are trudging around in the trenches of the enemy and you wonder where your life is going to end up since the last enemy you fought blew off your left arm with his bazooka. I feel your pain (literally); that happened to me this morning (

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