ShocKa - newspaper of Skillz88

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Congress Potatoes Congress

2 • Day 1,099, 14:36 •

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VOTE ME TO PREVENT ANOTHER POTATO FAMINE!

Hello friends,

I am Skillz88 and your prospective congressman for Northeast Ireland congress.

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6x West Midlands congressmen
6x MoHA Apprentice + MoD Supplier
Former … read more »

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A Manifesto of Sorts

4 • Day 1,008, 13:50 •

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Hello friends,

I will be running for West Midlands congress on 25th August. I have five terms of congressional experience already behind me and I firmly believe I can represent you in the best way possible.

eUK has just gone past a turbulent … read more »

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Mythical Creature

3 • Day 1,004, 14:52 •

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In response to this fail of an article.
Behold the greatest mythical creature of them all.

Canada

[img]http://fc00.deviantart.net/… read more »

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Not a West Midlands Manifesto

8 • Day 975, 12:27 •

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Hello friends,

I am Skillz88 running for my 6th term for West Midlands congressman. The end of the last month saw the introduction of V2. With this, experienced candidates are needed to help steer eUK into the great chasm of confusion that … read more »

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West Midlands Manifesto

7 • Day 943, 11:20 •

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Dear fellow citizens,

I will be running for West Midlands congress on 25th June. I have five terms of congressional experience already behind me and I firmly believe I can represent you in the best way possible.

You can be realistic and … read more »