SCANDALOUS

About my newspaper

This paper was once serious. Like the Guardian.

Then it degenerated. Think the Sun.

Finally it just became a load of bollocks. Like the Daily Mail.

I order eUK to attack Czech Republic on the orders of me, a Scot.

2 • Day 1,383, 10:57 • Published in United Kingdom

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Damn you Czech Republik! You people are divers! You do not deserve to grace the face of the world. I think that, on behalf of Scotland, eUk should charge through France, Poland, Austria and which other countries are in our way just so we can attack

Free bread for every reader*

11 • Day 1,365, 11:10 • Published in United Kingdom

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Now that I've got your attention, the bread terms and conditions are at the bottom. I've not been around for a while, you know going on holiday to Barcelona and all. But I'm back now. So.....How are things? I returned to find a fully fledged war

Serbia start on Taiwan, Cyprus reduced to one place and a Big Shout out

1 • Day 1,345, 02:36 • Published in United Kingdom

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Special Star Wars edition.*

Play those instruments, weird looking fish things.

And it looks like China's been left alone. Yeah, sure, its much smaller … read more »

Yay, Ireland's ours again...but what about Canada? Fail!

7 • Day 1,344, 03:57 • Published in United Kingdom

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Am I the only one that thinks our attempts at taking more places is a Fail. An Epic Fail! We went into Canada, managed to wipe it, then those pesky Irish came back. We went and fought Ireland (and are on the course to wiping it, with only Cork left),

Mulligan & O'Hare entertain troops

0 • Day 1,337, 04:14 • Published in United Kingdom

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The soldiers in the former Canadian provinces of Ontario, Quebec and Newfoundland and Labrador were entertained by the songs of folk duo Mulligan & O'Hare, of Reeves and Mortimer fame. They performed some of their favourites, including their hit