SCANDALOUS

About my newspaper

This paper was once serious. Like the Guardian.

Then it degenerated. Think the Sun.

Finally it just became a load of bollocks. Like the Daily Mail.

Mulligan & O'Hare entertain troops

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Social interactions and entertainment

The soldiers in the former Canadian provinces of Ontario, Quebec and Newfoundland and Labrador were entertained by the songs of folk duo Mulligan & O'Hare, of Reeves and Mortimer fame. They performed some of their favourites, including their hit

Britain- It is just like a game of good old Risk

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Warfare analysis

With Britain playing a classic pincer movement strategy in Canada, taking one country and then moving on to the next one, Ireland lay waiting and new it was their time to bounce back from the grave, like a zombie on a trampoline. With their

A Country Without their Original Capital is Like a...? Part 2

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Political debates and analysis

This is the Second Part of the Countries without their original capitals article. Thankyou firstly to Ecksohh for alerting me that Corsica is in fact French, error on my behalf, and secondly to Gogoretti and again Ecksohh for providing me with new

A Country Without their Original Capital is like a...?

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Political debates and analysis

This article will look at which countries have lost their original capital cities and states, and which have currently been wiped of the map all together.

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Moscow/Moscow and Central Russia/Russia

Serbia are currently in control

Places that Britain should eye up...

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Political debates and analysis

These are some places that Britain should look at as potential takeover areas. Britain, as we all know, desperately wants to be a leading superpower. Currently we are lying in 15th place, after recently taking the two provinces across the Atlantic