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[DMV4CP] Our Future Together

47 • Day 2,113, 20:49 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Yesterday, I presented Canada with my serenade and a little penetration for good measure. Today, I offer you my resume and plans for the next month should you honor me by electing me your President. … read more »

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[DMV4CP] We're meant to be together Canada!

65 • Day 2,112, 01:48 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Dear Canada,

Since you were kind enough to let me penetrate you with my love, I must ask your consent to let me proceed with our glorious love making by electing me as your beloved and glorious … read more »

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[Praetorian Guards] Relaunch, Signing Bonuses, and Officers Wanted

87 • Day 2,086, 11:10 • Published in USA USA • Battle orders Battle orders



Praetorian Guards is proud to announce we are now accepting new members and are inviting our existing members to return. To apply for … read more »

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Wyoming: Personal Politics is Greater than the War Effort

124 • Day 2,063, 14:50 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis



What happened in Wyoming?
Yesterday we began a strategic push in Wyoming in an attempt to push Hungary out of the US and establish … read more »

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[US-AIM] Battle Orders day 2055

87 • Day 2,054, 17:41 • Published in USA USA • Battle orders Battle orders

The uprising continues!




Priority One: Move to Serbian Controlled Territory and fight in Texas for US If the wall is over 55% … read more »