The Real Reason for War
After high-level secret talks, I can assure you all I know the true cause of this war. Our CP may try to put it in idealistic language and sell us hopes and dreams, but the true cause is that the Brazilians denied him his one request.
He has
3:35 of Freedom
Dear Friends,
Please take a moment and join in me in releasing yourself from your prisons. All pants are to be off and then dance with me.
Hanging About in a Train Station Toilet Naming People's Penises
Greetings New Friends,
Let me begin with the inspiration for this article:
With that, I recommend that when you set your name, you set it to something you could also name your penis.
Best,
Ralphy
P.S.
Groot Declares War on Pants
So I will vote for him.
Also, don't forget pants = penis prison.