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Square This (Dumb Thoughts, Day 1,226)

11 • Day 1,226, 16:15 • Published in USA USA •

Today’s Positive Thinking is brought to you by squares. Feel free to leave a comment if you have a dumb thought of your own. No prize today, just a warm and fuzzy feeling from being the worst you can be.

Square This

1. If I owned

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Free Food for (Dumb) Thought Contest RESULTS

10 • Day 1,226, 07:56 • Published in USA USA •

Wow, is all I can say. So much fantastic stupidity on eRep. It was extremely difficult for the Charity for Imbecilic Citizens to choose a winner, but, after much idiotic consideration, here it is:


WINNER

Oprah Winfrey: Fried chicken

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Free Food for (Dumb) Thought Contest (And also more dumb thoughts)

28 • Day 1,225, 11:54 • Published in USA USA •

Dumb Thoughts About Food and the First Free Food for (Dumb) Thoughts Contest


In keeping with today's Food for (Dumb) Thought contest, I'm going to share five idiotic thoughts pertaining to food. Then 50 health goes to whoever has … read more »

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Food for (Dumb) Thought

11 • Day 1,224, 16:56 • Published in USA USA •

Tomorrow, Positive Thinking will be giving away 50 free health to the person who answers the daily question in the dumbest fashion. So stay up late, kill some brain cells, and come back tomorrow sounding like an idiot.

It's so easy a

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Animal Rant: Dumbest Thoughts Yet (3/28/11)

21 • Day 1,224, 12:57 • Published in USA USA •

Animal Rant:

First of all, plurals of animal names piss me off. Goose -> geese, but moose -> moose? Mouse -> mice, but grouse -> grouses? Most importantly, why the hell can't I say fishes? Screw it, I'm going to say fishes.

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