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Funny Political Quotes

2 • Day 1,530, 00:49 • • Social interactions and entertainment

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
H. L. Mencken

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney

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Todays Jokes

1 • Day 1,528, 16:12 • • Social interactions and entertainment

I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I'd ever seen.

The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy's face, saying "I f*cked your mother."

NZDF are recruiting!

4 • Day 1,461, 01:08 • • First steps in eRepublik

If you are yet to join a military unit or you are looking for a new unit to join then make sure you consider the NZDF, placed … read more »

Bazooka Parts For Sale!

6 • Day 1,460, 03:39 • • First steps in eRepublik

Over the next 48 hours, bazooka parts are being sold for either 0.9G per part or 4G for a pack of 5 of the same part.

This is a great offer to get those scopes that are so rare to get, it just seems a shame that you cant buy a set of 1 of each

Congress Elections - Vote CrackShotNZ

4 • Day 1,459, 01:58 • • Political debates and analysis

This month I, CrackShotNZ, am running for congress.
As a member of the Peace 'n' Prosperity Party I promise that if I get into congress I will make sure your voice as a