Knife Fighting Monkey - newspaper of Flaco Jimenez

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Texas Industries Armaments Expansion

4 • Day 613, 09:57 • Published in Singapore

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I have upgraded to Q3 weapons and given all employees raises to compensate for the higher quality level. The goal is a fully operational Q5 weapons plant located in Singapore.

This will insure our Government a supply of high quality weapons in

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Return to Singapore

1 • Day 612, 18:44 • Published in Singapore

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I have returned for the elections.

I would humbly ask all Singaporean citizens to refer to Teh's updated article concerning the elections.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/updated-bp-endorsement-for-congressional-elections-867517/1/20]

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Dateline: Nunavut

6 • Day 606, 09:09 • Published in Singapore

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It was cold today.

I shot a moose with my last Q1 weapon to block the snow so I could write this article for my friends back in Singapore.

Today I witnessed a great sight.

Average Canadians arm and arm with citizens of free countries

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News from the Canadian Front

9 • Day 604, 13:44 • Published in Singapore

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Well friends it seems an endless task.

PEACE cheating up gold to fight with.

PEACE trying PTOs.

PEACE generally making an ass out of themselves at every turn.

Canada has lost two hard fought fights and two provinces to cheated PEACE

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From the Canadian Front

6 • Day 602, 21:13 • Published in Singapore

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Flaco arrived in style in Alberta with his antique Singapore Airlines moving ticket still valid after all this time.

He checked into his one star hotel and began to unpack his arsenal of weapons for the upcoming fight.

He met his "Canadian"