Knife Fighting Monkey - newspaper of Flaco Jimenez

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Flaco: An expose of the other Congressional candidates.

10 • Day 641, 19:15 • Published in Singapore

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Caution: May contain satire. Failure to have a sense of humor while reading this can be dangerous.

Why should you cast your vote for Flaco?

Good question.

All the other candidates huff kittens.

The details of this horror can be … read more »

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Running for Congress.

8 • Day 635, 12:19 • Published in Singapore

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I would like to serve the people of eSingapore as a candidate for the Singapore Republican Party.

My platform is simple.

Promote a responsible business atmosphere in our country.

Keep taxes low and encourage owners to raise salaries

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A few thoughts for eSingapore.

9 • Day 627, 17:54 • Published in Singapore

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First I would like to wish everyone a Happy Singapore Day.

I would also congratulate Wooshie as our newly elected President.

I have several thoughts about our future as a free and independent nation.

A Q5 defense system. I propose the

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Upcoming elections

1 • Day 621, 14:49 • Published in Singapore

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As I like everyone running for President I am torn on who to vote for.

If Ice and Relorian have a platform I will be glad to edit this article to include it as well.

After reading Woshie's platform and considering the good work Ice and

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Congratulations eSingapore!

2 • Day 614, 10:22 • Published in Singapore

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Congratulations to all newly elected Representatives~!

Singapore pulled together and defeated a political take-over.

As to the ones who moved here for an ill purpose I can only say...

Welcome to Singapore 🙂

Now lets get back to