Imperialist Journal - newspaper of Bastion

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Bastion/??? in July '09!

53 • Day 578, 10:36 • Published in USA USA

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I need an awesome VP pick for the July election.

I'm taking suggestions. Add your comments here. Suggestions so far:

Bastion/Satan
Bastion/Ananias
Bastion/Mattoze5
Bastion/Emerick
Bastion/GLaDOS
Bastion/Gaius
Bastion/Hokie

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Israel is Free; Now we focus on Greece!!

60 • Day 572, 17:06 • Published in Turkey Turkey

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Turkey: Today is a Great Day!

With the return of Center District to Isreal, Turkey has now shed herself of the excess weight of an oppressed region, and has done … read more »

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Announcing My Candidacy: GLP Party President!

48 • Day 570, 09:00 • Published in Turkey Turkey

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Today I announce my candidacy for Greek Liberation Party President!

OPPRESSION NO LONGER!

Too long have I sat on the sidelines and allowed the … read more »

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Vote Scrabman / Bastion in June!

17 • Day 562, 20:53 • Published in USA USA

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“… I am announcing Bastion as my new Vice Presidential candidate for the June 2009 election.” - Scrabman

Wow. I’ll be the first to admit that I was a little surprised when Scrabman approached me about the possibility of running as … read more »

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Bluegrass Platform

7 • Day 519, 14:43 • Published in USA USA

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As I shared in my last article, I am running to represent the great state of Kentucky in Congress! If elected, I will serve my constituency with honor, … read more »