Cyclist starts with sunrise. He drives all day with sun in his back, just the moment, when sun is shining vertical on his bald, he stops and put a cap on! He ends with sunset.
Where he came?
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The hunter came home dead drunk. He was on the hunt in the morning with other hunters from his club an after that – hunters party! So in the evening everything is fine, totally normal – he was really drunk!
He says to his wife: »We will have sex
Čudni cajti... sm začeu trenerat dvoklik. Pa mi neki ne gre od rok.
Kaka pomoč? Pametno mnenje, oldr plejrs? Vi tasrar zihr veste, kako to gre. Sej sm se že precej nauču, sam sm meu velik pomoči, tko d bi vrjetn zdele tut pomagal!
Gdor me bo
Who is on the first.
When I saw the RAIN MAN with Dustin Hoffman it was the first time I heard for this joke. And now here and there I remember it - I go on youtube and watch original:
...and I am
I will write NOTHING!
Napiši, če misliš, da bolje da ne pišem sploh nič več, in bom tiho za zmeri! ...skor zmeri... no mrbit se bom enkat zmotu...
Če se ne strinjaš z onimi zgoraj, napiši o čem naj pišem in sprejmem od 25-ih naloge!